I have written to you addressing the weight of your mother.
To recap, I cannot find the end of your mother's waist line. Her body expands to the mid part like a pear. Her IQ rivals that of her folds, and she has 17 Harvard degrees in finding her belly button. She also took swim lessons, where she instead was used as a life raft, not because she floats, but because she was wide enough to touch the bottom, despite laying on her side like a dying seal. She looks like she inhaled a hamster ball. She takes in food at the rate of a Category 5 Hurricane, and her nostrils have to be sealed by tubstoppers to prevent her dead skin cells and molded snot from ejecting. She was drafted for the military because her gelatinous body absorbed 193 20mm incendiary vulcan rounds before deflating like a balloon. That is the only cause she has ever lost weight from.
Re: PLURK PET PEEVES
To recap, I cannot find the end of your mother's waist line. Her body expands to the mid part like a pear. Her IQ rivals that of her folds, and she has 17 Harvard degrees in finding her belly button. She also took swim lessons, where she instead was used as a life raft, not because she floats, but because she was wide enough to touch the bottom, despite laying on her side like a dying seal. She looks like she inhaled a hamster ball. She takes in food at the rate of a Category 5 Hurricane, and her nostrils have to be sealed by tubstoppers to prevent her dead skin cells and molded snot from ejecting. She was drafted for the military because her gelatinous body absorbed 193 20mm incendiary vulcan rounds before deflating like a balloon. That is the only cause she has ever lost weight from.