i can't deal with buttmad whiny p.a people going 'I'm so good at this pet character!' when i've already worked them into my character's backstory as a plain old pet

should've talked to me when you had the chance, boyo. being whiny as fuck when you know you're on my plurklist and i'll see the plurk isn't going to make me want to completely rearrange things and hand it over on a silver platter