Man, I'd love for this to happen to me. I mean, I know what you were going for, I totally agree, and the beautiful thinking and doing nothing doesn't actually apply to my characters--I always have hooks--I just like negative CR. It'd be cool to have some jerk just show up and fuck shit up for the hell of it. :c ♥

Even if it's not likely, wouldn't it be funny if the player actually doubletaked and went "you know, this is actually interesting."