size queens, especially characters salivating over my character's CERVIX BUSTING MONSTER DICK or moeblobs sobbing over how IT'S TOO BIG TO FIT DOWN THERE IYAAAN~ when i haven't remotely suggested the character's bigger than average.
i know it's a porn cliche but macro cocks are a major ladybonerkill for me so i hate when people just throw that in there without asking.
I hate this. If you mention the size of my dude's junk in the first tag before he has taken off his clothes, I am just going to roll my eyes and ignore.
characters orgasming at the same time. it's possible but it still less common than how people make it out to be.
at the same time, i understand it's just easier to have them climax at the same to end the thread quicker but still. i like my threads where someone gets off first and still helps their partner get off.
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SMUT RP PET PEEVES
(Anonymous) 2013-04-06 10:24 am (UTC)(link)Re: SMUT RP PET PEEVES
(Anonymous) 2013-04-06 10:42 am (UTC)(link)i know it's a porn cliche but macro cocks are a major ladybonerkill for me so i hate when people just throw that in there without asking.
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(Anonymous) 2013-04-06 11:56 am (UTC)(link)no subject
(Anonymous) 2013-04-06 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)at the same time, i understand it's just easier to have them climax at the same to end the thread quicker but still. i like my threads where someone gets off first and still helps their partner get off.
Re: SMUT RP PET PEEVES
(Anonymous) 2013-04-06 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)no one likes purple prose, but for rp smut to be believable for me with the characters, i have to have some motivations behind it.