Re: ITT: AUTOMUTES

(Anonymous) 2013-04-09 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Politics
I don't care to listen or boost your signal.

Petitions
I REALLY don't care and will cuss you out and then cut you if you jump into my plurk about it. Yes it happened.

Pity parties
Usually my advice is along the line of "deal with it/clean it up/close your legs/keep it in your pants/do what your parents say/go take a walk" and people have problems with anything that isn't reassuring unbalanced and/or bad behavior. So I'll no longer care about anything remotely resembling these.

Mute requests
Thank you for warning me. I honestly appreciate it.

On-the-hour/at-the-half-of-the-hour MY MUSE/CHARACTER/CANON FEELS
This will get you friend-dropped. I don't care to read it, don't care to have my list flooded, and you rightfully shouldn't care about my feels on that matter. So let's cut to the chase.

Homestuck
No, thank you.

Tumblr
You're literally jumping into a pile of shit and then get mad about realizing that you are jumping into a pile of shit. Enjoy your self-inflicted stress.