No pastes, but you haven't missed much. The original plurk was that "what do you like/dislike about my RPing?" meme and when no one replied with buttpats, he started crying for crit, too.

Crit was delivered, cue the flood of "THIS IS UNFAIR. I'M A REASONABLE PERSON!!!!! ARE THEY LECTURING ME?!" and then "WHY DID SOMEONE GO TO THE MODS?!"