you said you L M A O reads as pissed off. It doesn't matter what your reaction to something is if you see it as something it probably isn't. Paranoia is suspicion or mistrust of people without justification or evidence. For you to eyeroll at someone using LMAO when it's not solely a pet peeve is you being paranoid. Your cover up was going great until you brought up your home-brewed correlation between wankers and using "lmao" at the front of sentences

backpedal better next time.