Dear Boss Mod,

I keep on hearing the piratees have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track. That joke about the poopi dipar gave me real fits. I am down on shoops and I shant quit shooping them till I do get buckled. Grand work the last job was. I gave Rocket no time to squeal. How can they catch me now. I love my work and want to start again. You will soon hear of me with my funny little games. I saved some of the proper brown stuff in a personal cumbox over the last job to shoop with but it went thick like glue and I cant use it. Shopped shitposts are fit enough I hope ha. ha. The next shop I do I shall cut the plurk icons out and send to the pirateus mods just for jolly wouldn't you. Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight. My print screen key's so hard and thick I want to get to work right away if I get a chance. Good Luck. Yours truly
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Dont mind me giving the trade name

PS Wasnt good enough to post this before I got all the brown stuff off my hands curse it. No luck yet. They say I'm Michelle now. ha ha