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Ryan Gosling ([personal profile] ryanongosling) wrote in [community profile] wankgate2022-02-14 02:55 pm
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(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
this but unironically

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(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
This is like the fifth time someone made that joke on this post I'm begging y'all to get new material

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
you're not trying hard enough anon I'm as fat as link and have a gf

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
maybe i need to be more like link

maybe i need to get fatter

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(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
well?

are you going to pay for it or not. because if not then no deal, anon.

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(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
it's a meme susan

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
i like fat bitches

date me

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
a-anon

*dates you*

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
anon, please. at the risk of overexplaining this to someone just shitposting...

part of what makes... the joke funny... is that it's making fun of that kind of humor. sure it is possible that some people using it really are sad little wannabe pick-up artists and earnestly mean it as some kind of sexual prowess reference. but at least in its MEME form, "maidenless behavior" is not just an elden ring reference but also a parody of the entire concept that how many maidens/bitches someone has is a meaningful metric for how socially adept they are.

so yes. "maidenless behavior" = reference to "no bitches?" meme = genuinely calling out someone for being unlikable/inappropriate. however it is a callout which is also a meme/funny because of its use of that "irony" concept you have probably heard so much about.

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/i_get_it_meatwad_athf.gif

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
That's cool and all but we're not your gamer friends, we don't know or care about your gamer memes, and the thing that makes you laugh still isn't funny outside of your circle. Sorry it doesn't land. You guys being mad isn't going to make it land.

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
i'm not mad it was just kind of baffling to me that there were people in the thread acting like the basis of the joke was actually for real sexual mockery. or maybe it was just one person. it's wg; who can tell.

i'm gamer trash so i like my dumb gamer trash reference (haha maidenless! that makes it sound so dramatic but it's actually a shitpost! love that!) but you don't gotta

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
The only people who were acting like it was real sexual mockery were the ones being mad that people didn't like the joke though. The rest of us thought that we were all old enough to have outgrown "lol virgin" jokes.

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
commentating on how you're so much more mature for not finding a harmless joke funny is also just kind of vaguely over invested behavior

like nobody here is trying to be a comedian, it was just a brainless thing that was said to dunk on someone being stupid. being actually funny probably wasn't anon's intention

even if it's old hat in the dwrp sphere, the fact that it's a Thing now is exactly because it's used constantly in places like twitter and it just means that people might have adopted it without realising and will use it because 'haha i like that video game, i can use the video game phrase' in place of something similarly dumb like 'wgar anon go touch grass'

Re: https://wankgate.dreamwidth.org/63120.html?thread=249273232#cmt249273232

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
i was the OP of that thread and i'm still sad that my funny neckbeard story devolved into unnecessary trans wank. i thought it was obvious the women were cis in my original comment but someone had to derail it anyway.

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not tho.

i don't know how to explain this to you in a way that won't make you spin off into assumptions.

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
All I've learned from this post is to block anyone that uses maidenless. Thanks y'all.

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
it isn't a Thing you're just a shut-in

Re: da

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
new material ain't free

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"no no you dont understand my lol virgin joke is definitely good and you should laugh at it because its a deconstruction of the lol virgin joke"

lmfao

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
its fine to laugh at lol virgin jokes

just admit that's what they are, accept that they are immature and kind of cringe, and move on instead of spinning out into pretension

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
+1 terminally online anons trying to explain why their elite gamer humor isn't a virgin joke is some of the funniest shit i have read on wankgate in a long time

+1

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao and I thought this meme was funny until wg anons decided to die on the hill of explaining to us why we should find it funny

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
can you accept that your need to argue with anon about their cringe joke is also immature and cringe and move the fuck on

(Anonymous) 2022-04-01 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
ive long since accepted that i am cringe i just dont give a shit
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