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wallow in solitude

Keep your cringe bible gamer weeaboo phrases to yourself.

you are painfully unfunny go to bed my guy

A group of divers near the Caribbean island of Dominica were engulfed in a mighty cloud of shit churned out by a sperm whale. The men were on a routine expedition to photograph the whales when one of their subjects started blasting an ungodly amount of butt butter into the ocean while spinning in circles, causing what one of the divers called a "poonado." Showing no mercy, the beast didn't stop until a 100-foot-wide cloud of its Mississippi mud had coated the divers and their equipment.

"The whale bobbed up and down, spun in circles, and waved the poo in every direction for several minutes while we just sat back and watched," The Telegraph quoted Wilk as saying of the ordeal.

He went on:

"After a few waves of feces were released and stirred vigorously by the whale, the water was like chocolate milk. I couldn't see my hand when I held it in front of my face. I had poop in my eyes, mouth, wetsuit, everywhere and I was soaked in it from head to toe.

But, after leaving the cloud, it quickly washed away, and didn't leave a smell on us. I did take an extra long shower once I had returned to shore later that day, just in case. I've never heard of it happening before, and I don't know anyone that has had this happen, it very well could be the first time that it has been photographically documented."

i didn't know they had wankgate in dominica

fucking marine biologists giving away our anonys field trip protocol

i'm gonna call bullshit on that since i actually did remove her on plurk a long time ago because i found her annoying and she never said a word to me about it or messaged me to ask why. i did it while i was doing a plurk cut and that was that.

maybe she doesn't like you

thanks, i legitimately kept confusing them the whole time i was in game, so i'm not surprised i still can't keep track of which is which. nasty pair, either way.

hot

anon who left the first comment here. just to clue you in, i "cape" for everyone, regardless of whether or not i know them or i'm in the game or whatever.

i enjoy seeing anonymous butts pucker about it, simple as that. sometimes it even gets you people to drop the legitimate deets but lol, usually not

then you misfired

they cant both be "highly specific" and also obviously misfiring, you dunce

pick one

you fucking simpledino, being highly specific in response to the wrong person is what indicates the misfire

oh, youre the moron who thinks a misfire is the same thing as mistaking an anon for someone else

im in awe.

here, take it

Please PLEASE tell me this is real

just happened in my game and it's really setting the tone that future plot """involvement""" will at best reward extra flavor text

totally fine with this but I feel bad for the people who got way more invested and then shut down/told nothing they did mattered or resulted in anything.

I just hope mods don't get frustrated at players when we stop begging for plot scraps, knowing they mean nothing and get us nowhere

Had roommates like that and they're the worst. Glad you got out.

tf are you talking about

there's nothing highly specific about "if you give boring deetless shit about things that don't matter of course people are going to make fun of you for being a grudgewanking idiot"

it's objective fact you neanderthal

because not-OP said they were not-OP, so all the whinging about deetless shit doesn't apply to that poster, so why is it all happening in this subthread. at best the deetless shit brigade are being a sloppy dipshits and trying to play it off like grand strategy.

yeah no it's the part where you assumed a common part of speech was a fucking video game reference you idiot

Literally just fuckin experienced this. Wonder if we're in the same game.

I'm just about ready to give up and do sol only games. At least there I know my plot boundaries and can temper my expectations. Mods also usually give less of a fuck about you making your own fun so long as you aren't blowing up the town hall or whatever.

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