i say i don't want to ship because wolnpc ships are boring as fuck and i'm really not interested in the stupid head over heels hero worship the game forces on the main character

y'shtola has a giant furry boyfriend to go kiss and emet's a dumbass, stop saying they're in love with me, i don't care, npcs have other npcs to fuck, if i'm gonna ship with anyone it'll be the hippokampos