You are in your mid-30s, please stop with the uwu/baby/early 2000s talk.

It's hard to take you seriously, plot with you, and have CR with you when I get "omgggg [character] would get soooo mad uwah hehee >:3a." And " [character] is going to ic inbox your character right meow! Bwahahahahhaa!! ^_^!!! "

We are steadily approaching 2025, why are still communicating like this?