rate yourself 1-5 (1 being very little, 5 being very much) on the following metrics:

flakiness:
grudge-holding:
paranoia:
know-it-all-itude:
dumbassedness:
sexual perversion:
highlandering:
evil:
cringe:
smol bean delicacy:
jealousy (as in posessiveness):
enviousness (as in the other thing):
prudishness:
grass deprivation: