Or my fave /s, when I've played the M side of M/F ships and the F player goes on about how much better F/F ships are and how incredibly gay their lady character is, when they're the ones that approached me for shipping. I don't get it, why ship with my dude characters if they prefer F/F? Which they never actually play. And they don't seem to understand why I lose interest in our ships after months of hearing that stuff and them "playfully" trashing my male characters and complaining about wanting more women characters to tag them (that they'll just flake on).