Person plurks about having a bad, lingering cold. Their nose is stuffy and they've been coughing for two weeks. Cue flood of comments urging them to immediately go to a doctor for antibiotics and take a week off work/school.

Jesus, people, it's a cold. People who rush to the doctor and demand medication for every little sniffle are why we have a huge problem with antibiotic resistance. But the only way you can show how much you "care" on Plurk is to (cozy) and give stupid, irresponsible, overdramatic advice.