(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
who the hell puts character death spoilers in their profile?

(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
ladies

(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
i want to thread my character taking a shit and talking on the phone at the same time

(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
i once threaded my character shitting while his wife was in the bath and the ensuing argument. it was good comic relief.

(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
I once did a thread involving a haunted toilet stall and my character taking a dump in order to get the ghost to react.

Quality threads man.

itt: fangirl bait characters you hate

(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
wg complains about this but i mean characters who were made to get fangirls panties wet, not characters like snape who weren't written to get fangirls on purpose.

(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
what's the deal with these retarded namedrops? the vast majority don't even belong on there.

(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
grudgewank

ITT: PRETENTIOUS BEHAVIOR/WORDS/PHRASES TO AVOID IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY

(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
- keysmashngergwerigewprgesrjg;;;
- emoticon abuse, deadcats too
- baby words like nini, babbu/babby
- screeches, shaking and crying, stahp, thank
- overrated and overrepeated fandom jokes (like sweet bro and hella jeff quotes)
- i can't, i am unable to can, other variations
- baby names for characters, treating their characters like actual babies
- sobbing uncontrollably about wankgate/evil anons
- random japanese words, i'm gomen onegai anon-chans
- feels/feefees
- talking about gross neet/basement dweller habits
- talking about not taking care of yourself and then wondering why you're not well (oops forgot to eat today! oops played video games all night!)

what else? let's list everything

Re: ITT: PRETENTIOUS BEHAVIOR/WORDS/PHRASES TO AVOID IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY

(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
uh... um...

stuttering...

ellipses.............................................

q... uestion marks??????????????????????

(unsure)

(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe people actually say 'feefees' and I'm glad I never saw it yet.

Re: ITT: PRETENTIOUS BEHAVIOR/WORDS/PHRASES TO AVOID IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY

(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
you need to actually look up the word pretentious

Re: ITT: PRETENTIOUS BEHAVIOR/WORDS/PHRASES TO AVOID IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY

(Anonymous) 2013-05-04 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
So glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.

+1

(Anonymous) 2013-05-05 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Is pretentious the new shorthand for "stop liking what I don't like"?

Not to say that none of what the OP listed is obnoxious, but...

Re: ITT: PRETENTIOUS BEHAVIOR/WORDS/PHRASES TO AVOID IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY

(Anonymous) 2013-05-09 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
uh pretentious and obnoxious are not the same thing

(Anonymous) 2013-05-05 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
.... Wow, we're so dead.

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