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[(Anonymous)]

I can't give specifics without dragging people I actually respect into things, but he's a legitimately awful person who deserves to be hit by a bus.

da

[(Anonymous)]

is this the same guy that used to mod t9?

+1

[(Anonymous)]

wasn't surprised when it turned out to be him

+1

[(Anonymous)]

i can't share deets because it's personal stuff that doesn't involve me but funk deserves terrible things to happen to him.

[(Anonymous)]

What's the anniversary that he keeps plurking about?

[(Anonymous)]

can you at least detail his modus operandi? it sounds like he's been a grade a shitlord to several people, and i'm wondering if everybody's experiences line up

[(Anonymous)]

the same bus can all the people that tried to make that whole issue about them and use their friend's pain to prop up their own self-gratifying backpatting agendas. they're all disgusting, imho.

[(Anonymous)]

can we at least get something vague like what kind of thing it was

i'm in a cast with him and i keep hearing that he did something terrible and it's starting to really bother me now

like i just at least want to know the scale. if it was shitty on the scale of like, he was an incredibly terrible RPer, okay, whatever. but the way people keep talking about it, i'm just like, what the fuck, did he ruin someone's life? did he assault someone or stalk them or emotionally abuse someone or what?

i just want to know like. is this bad like RP-bad or bad like stalker/emotional abuser/asshole bad or bad like holy fucking shit he should literally be in prison bad?

[(Anonymous)]

but anoooon that would make them so obviooooouuus they can't give away any details!!!! (deadcat) (unsure)

[(Anonymous)]

it's not about being obvious, it's about respecting another person (who isn't funk) to not drag them down into this.

[(Anonymous)]

idk i used to respect her but tbh from how she's been acting about the whole thing i'm really fucking sick and tired of everything and everyone involved. especially since it's always the same group of people who rush in to back her up before anyone else.

da

[(Anonymous)]

who's the other person? another old t9 player?

[(Anonymous)]

the impression i got is that he harmed someone in a very personal way like the kind of way that traumatizes people for life sometimes. idk even describing it more thoroughly than that though really disrespects the other person involved. it's that kind of thing.

[(Anonymous)]

i love when he plurks about this instance crying about how bad it makes him feel like we're supposed to care that he feels bad for something he did. reap what you sow and stop ablooblooing about it in hopes we'll asspat you. i also loved his recent whining about it came on the heels of him overhearing his parents saying they were sick of him living with them and not contributing any help and how awful they were for it.

[(Anonymous)]

pastebins of this plz

[(Anonymous)]

i also loved his recent whining about it came on the heels of him overhearing his parents saying they were sick of him living with them and not contributing any help and how awful they were for it.

oh my god you cant say shit like this without pastebins you tease.

[(Anonymous)]

judging from the way he and everyone else carries on about it i'm guessing he either singlehandedly caused the economic downturn or murdered batman's parents in cold blood

[(Anonymous)]

seeing as how ungodly rich his parents were you could probably do both at once

[(Anonymous)]

i'm pretty sure you can put two and two together on what he did to the other person b/c not a whole lot of subjects are that taboo

[(Anonymous)]

but most of the things one could guess from it aren't the kind you want to assume from the vaguest hinting ever

[(Anonymous)]

Nobody's going to say it? Okay, I will.

He raped his ex-girlfriend, and uses the incident as a way to try to garner pity for himself by acting like a sorrowful martyr who has bravely managed to recover from committing rape. It is some truly disgusting shit. It happened years ago- the 'anniversary' mentioned above is when he raped her, which was in April several years ago iirc.

The fact that he's calling it an 'anniversary' is all you really need to know about him. Funk is a horrible person- he's the worst of Nice Guy and rape culture rolled into one.

[(Anonymous)]

holy shit.

can we get his ass banned from every game he's in?

[(Anonymous)]

Also, like Ken, he still roleplays rape threads despite being, you know, an actual rapist. He's 'hardlikearock' here.

http://whorehouse.dreamwidth.org/3934.html
http://whorehouse.dreamwidth.org/4924.html

[(Anonymous)]

ok what gives you the right to say this shit? did it not occur to you that people were being vague for a reason? i hate funk too but it is not ok to just put this out there.

ITT: TW FOR RAPE ^^^

[(Anonymous)]