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[(Anonymous)]

hobbit sex squicks me out so hard. i don't even know why, but it does.

what irrational, random, weird thing squicks you out?

[(Anonymous)]

people

[(Anonymous)]

pregnancy

[(Anonymous)]

personally i find the idea of hobbit sex hilarious. it would be the goofiest fucking thing in the world.

[(Anonymous)]

It would be the goofiest fucking thing in the world.

FTFY.

[(Anonymous)]

are dwarves worse or better?

[(Anonymous)]

little bit better. bearded women don't bother me nearly as much as hairy feet.

[(Anonymous)]

haha, thinking that dwarves don't have hair everywhere

[(Anonymous)]

maybe, but not a pelt of fur and huge feet that the hobbits have.

blergh

[(Anonymous)]

erotically plucks hair out of your foot with my teeth

[(Anonymous)]

oral

I have no idea why but it's such a common thing that it's really embarrassing and annoying to find it so offputting

[(Anonymous)]

anal sex. idk how strong you consider "quicked" to be, but i don't find anal hot in the least, and i think it's a little gross if i think about it too much

that's all most people want to rp, go figure

[(Anonymous)]

my s fell off

+1

[(Anonymous)]

i don't find anal sexy either but i end up writing it because i like m/m and most of the people i've played with who like m/m seem to loooove writing dicks in butts and expect every m/m smut thread to have anal

i hardly ever find people who want to write m/m scenes where the characters get each other off just from oral or handjobs or frot instead of having that be foreplay for the inevitable buttsex

it makes me sad that frot especially is so overlooked when i think it's super hot

Re: +1

[(Anonymous)]

mte :(

[(Anonymous)]

Start asking your RP partners! I always end up writing a bunch of anal sex, too, and I do enjoy writing it, but I really really love oral and frot and I never get to play them out! But I know that is, in part, my own fault, because I anal sex is so overwhelmingly common in m/m RP as THE ONLY SMUT THAT MATTERS that I just automatically default to it when playing and don't bother asking if my partner would like to do something else.

Start asking, and I'll start asking too, and we can maybe be the change we want to see!