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THE LOVE HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

What is with that one Orihime that wants nothing but boring vagsex?

Under their preferences they list these at their nos:
* Masturbation
* Toys
* Yuri
* Oral, giving or receiving
* Anal
* Sex from behind
* Tit#$*%ing (and other assorted misplacements of the dick)"
* Fingering/fisting

[(Anonymous)]

isnt that rapehime

[(Anonymous)]

Misplacements of the dick.

Dick only go in 1 place.

Only 1 place.

[(Anonymous)]

She's Mormon. Also, yknmk...she's otherwise harmless.

da

[(Anonymous)]

I can understand the ykinmk but the whole fact that she seems against oral and fingering will always baffle my mind.

[(Anonymous)]

Except she wants really kinky things like kidnapping, if that lastest post is anything-- yet, she limits what you and your "horrible villain type" can do by saying "DICK VAGINA ONLY!!"

I would've tagged her if you know, it wasn't so elementary.

+1

[(Anonymous)]

it's a shame because she seems decent enough otherwise and she's come up with some scenarios i've been interested in before but our prefs just don't mesh well.

[(Anonymous)]

I side eye her so damn hard.

[(Anonymous)]

they're supposed to be mormon or something, so i can't fault them on thinking anything but straight up heterosexual penis in vagina missionary is way too crazy for them

i just don't understand why anybody plays with them since those prefs are really, really boring

[(Anonymous)]

if they're mormon, shouldn't they not be playing the out of wedlock sexing either way? i don't see how that makes any sense.

[(Anonymous)]

I grew up amongst mormons, and I'm guessing it's the same flawed logic I see them all use to get away with shit they shouldn't. "I'm not supposed to have caffeine but one soda a day can't hurt, now fill up my 72oz big gulp with mountain dew, please." or "Of course you shouldn't steal, but taking a couple hundred albums online isn't the same." So I wouldn't be surprised if her logic is "I shouldn't RP smut because that's bad, but surely if I leave it as tame as this nothing is wrong with it."

[(Anonymous)]

uh actually it's not an absolute no caffeine thing. drinking caffeinated soda is discouraged but not explicitly forbidden like tea, coffee, alcohol, you won't lose your standing as a mormon because of it.

[(Anonymous)]

yeah, i know, it depends on the family you're in sometimes.

the people i knew their parents would have been angry. but they always drank their 72oz of dew at school.

[(Anonymous)]

go search for "analogy" on dictionary.com right now

[(Anonymous)]

maybe they don't want to play these things

novel idea

[(Anonymous)]

But anon! I like those things, and that means everyone should like them.

[(Anonymous)]

She just has a very narrow set of tastes as far as the actual mechanics go. It's weird to me, but hardly detracts from RPing. If I want to RP a blowjob I'll go play with someone else.

[(Anonymous)]

it's not about blowjobs tho

how can i write pussy worship-heavy foreplay with no oral or fingering allowed?

[(Anonymous)]

She doesn't want that, though. She wants Orihime to be thrown down and raped, all the time. Those are her favorite kinds of threads. Idk, maybe in her mind a thread where her character is being raped is less guilt-inducing than her character enjoying herself? Whatever her mindset, pussy worship is not what she's after.

[(Anonymous)]

It's more like she always just wants to get down to business in a very specific way. She's done plenty of stuff that's not really noncon or dubcon, she's just done plenty of stuff that is, too.

[(Anonymous)]

Man, if only there were some sort of open musebox environment in which you could tag any character you want with any other character so you weren't restricted to only threading smut with one person.

[(Anonymous)]

people really want to tag this orihime and are so mad she doesn't like their kinks

it's hilarious

Re: THE LOVE HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

We have a thread right here for TLH talk you moronic fucksticks, fucking use it and stop smearing your sjw vs neckbeard shit all over the rest of wankgate.

Re: THE LOVE HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

as opposed to smearing m/m vs f/f, underscores, and borders wank all over the rest of wankgate like we do literally every other time of the day

the wank was dumb as fuck but at least it was actually new