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[(Anonymous)]

i really want to do a log with anal sex where at the end there's just the smallest trace of shit on his cock

even bringing it up seems taboo but i just want a moment of awkwardness like that and i don't think it will ever happen because somehow it's gross

[(Anonymous)]

Oh.

I've been quietly, quietly praying for the day that this happens in a fingering anal play session too, anon. Gee.

+1

[(Anonymous)]

In anal play shit happens.

Quite literally.

[(Anonymous)]

what if my character does enemas before anal

[(Anonymous)]

Then play them preparing themselves for the buttsex. Unless your character was preparing for this to happen before hand and did it preemptively.

[(Anonymous)]

i want to but none of my rp partners share my enema kink

[(Anonymous)]

Aw. That's sad.

[(Anonymous)]

can i be your rp partner

[(Anonymous)]

I'm squicked by poo, but I've played out a dominant partner ordering their submissive to go prepare themselves, and it's off-screen. Most fun way to gloss over a fact of life that many people find gross, imo. you get the obedience factor thrown in.

ayrt

[(Anonymous)]

i have a guy who's done enemas before sex and all yeah but i still want that awkward moment when one of them pulls out and is like

oh wow that was hot so hot i need a shower

yeah

a shower

[(Anonymous)]

i use a dildo in my ass all the time and i rarely end up with shit on the end of it. i'm not saying that anal is clean and bacteria-free or anything, but if you do it at a time of day when the lower colon is relatively empty, you can minimize gross sights and smells.

[(Anonymous)]

what times of day are these, anon, are they pretty regular or do you just go by feel

i may or may not be interested for both real and fictional purposes ok

[(Anonymous)]

I had this happen once, the other character wasn't feeling too well and after sex they shit the bed a little bit

it was super awkward, especially since my guy started to laugh, and they couldn't look each other in the eye for about a week

[(Anonymous)]

what do you mean "somehow"

nothing against people wanting to play it out, but it seems pretty clear why people might find shit on a dick offputting

da

[(Anonymous)]

It's like furries or lolicon; they can't possibly comprehend why someone would ever be disturbed their fetish and it must be discrimination.

op

[(Anonymous)]

omg are you for real

this isn't a kink it's just something i thought would be fun. yeah shit's gross i know i know but it's not a kink.

it's just a scenario i want to do. that doesn't make it a fetish. and i don't think it's discrimination i just think it's dumb to be super excited to do anal sex 24/7 and yet when you remind someone "oh they also shit out of that thing your dude is fucking with his fingers and his cock" they're like "OMG GROSS"