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[(Anonymous)]

Bjork is 46.

Anastasia is in her early twenties.

This so isn't even close. I'm all for someone who doesn't look all gorgeous and shit but at least keep them the same age or make your own creepy fetish oc with Bjork.

[englishbooks]

Woah calm down. Clearly I'm using pictures of Bjork when she looked younger.

I don't want to make an oc, for the sake of it being a Mary Sue or some fucking special snowflake. Besides I'm not going to really play her in any games, just memes.

Plus Bjork has the best faces come on. Not your generic Kristen Stewart crap, which reminds me of a parody book that mentions that.

[(Anonymous)]

not anon you're talking to but maybe you should calm down first and get off YOUR sparkly special snowflake horse of ~wow look at me I am deviating from the norm~ and not using those silly white girl pbs aren't i cool

also lmao at you making fun of kristen stewart when she stars in a series that's still arguably not as bad as 50 shades of shit whose characters are even worse than mary sues

nice try though

[englishbooks]

I don't feel special at all. There really isn't anything too special about me.

Regardless I'm not mad, I'm just kinda...laughing.

I admit that I dislike the fact that Christian says things that go against his sleek persona, and the fact that the story pretty much blares out that Ana is so perfect and can do no wrong. Actually I'll be honest, I'm not roleplaying her to get the sex, I actually like the story line, it's good fanfiction. I also like to make fun of how stupid Ana can be sometimes. Like why in the hell would she give her virginity so damn easily to a guy she just met because he was hot.

Either way like I said I don't really plan on doing much with the character, maybe a sex game who knows (I would only feel safe playing her in one orz).

[(Anonymous)]

50 shades of gray isn't even good by fanfiction standards, sorry

but whatever floats your boat

[englishbooks]

Eh. I like it.

:)

[(Anonymous)]

So do I <3

[(Anonymous)]

Who needs to calm down? No one said anything about Kristen Stewart jfc. I even said I'm all for more out there pbs, learn how to read.

Also you're playing from a canon that was written for the sole purpose of satisfying a fetish. Get off your pedestal about Mary Sue bullshit.

Btw you're insistence reeks of tryhard to be speshul and some weird obsession with Bjork, not an attempt to actually play the character.

[englishbooks]

Sorry I'm a little tired.

That is true! I like the whole rich guy, expensive tools thing going on, but not the actual act of acting it out. I still need to work on that.

Is it? I don't know, like I said I can easily change pbs for you guys. What actor do you want?

da

[(Anonymous)]

........are you literally autistic

because wow not sure you actually read any of that

Re: da

[englishbooks]

I am. How did you know?

I'm pretty bad at answering the different topics brought up in a comment. They mentioned making an oc with Bjork instead.

Re: da

[(Anonymous)]

you namedropped yourself didn't you?

Re: da

[englishbooks]

No I did not. I don't really have a reason to do so.

Re: da

[(Anonymous)]

kronk?

[(Anonymous)]

I have no other dog in this fight, I'm just backreading, but you should know that except for the icon in this comment I'm replying to, she really does not look like she's in her early twenties in these icons you're using.