ways to make me unfollow you as quickly as possible: NSFW gifs/emotes in the main part of your plurk.
sure, it's your timeline and you can post whatever the fuck you want, but consider: what the fuck is wrong with you? people check this shit in public, you ass. at least hold your load until the first comment so I don't have to strategically guide my cursor away from your plurk to keep it from expanding.
thumbnails can still be explicit, guys. i've had people post nsfw fanart and been able to clearly see exposed genitals, nudity, sex, etc. and even if i'm not browsing at work, sometimes i just don't want to see unwarned-for robot porn or your animu taking it up the pooper from senpai or that one deadcat where he fires a laser beam from his dick
that fucking deadcat was what got me to post this. it's a cartoon, fine, but my boss looking over my shoulder isn't going to think it's as cute as you think it is
in this same vein, people who warn for spoilers and then post the spoilery graphic right after the spoiler warning in the top plurk. you do realize that thumbnails are a thing right? why even mention the spoiler?
The tag goes BEFORE the thing you warn about. Put the NSFW/Potentially triggery stuff in the body of your plurk, not the fucking header/starter so it makes it easy for people to skip over it.
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wankgate2015-02-14 11:22 pm
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(Anonymous) 2015-02-17 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)sure, it's your timeline and you can post whatever the fuck you want, but consider: what the fuck is wrong with you? people check this shit in public, you ass. at least hold your load until the first comment so I don't have to strategically guide my cursor away from your plurk to keep it from expanding.
+1
(Anonymous) 2015-02-18 03:15 am (UTC)(link)op +1
(Anonymous) 2015-02-18 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)+1
(Anonymous) 2015-02-18 03:49 am (UTC)(link)in this same vein, people who warn for spoilers and then post the spoilery graphic right after the spoiler warning in the top plurk. you do realize that thumbnails are a thing right? why even mention the spoiler?
+1000
(Anonymous) 2015-02-18 03:50 am (UTC)(link)