wankgate | 163: stealing 40 cakes from the walmart bakery does not warrant life in prison

I xan't!

psst i ain't never read none of that but do you think that's where narrative wordplay was invented?

no, but i couldn't resist an opportunity to take a cheap potshot at piers anthony

also the xan't pun made me smile. fuck you for that.

Oh well, who am I to get in the way of petty victories when I'm all over here beaming about a pun getting someone to smile.