one time i blew my nose during a bad cold and lowered my hand holding the tissue. my dog assumed i was offering it to him and slobbered it clean before my sick, half asleep brain realized what was happening
then he looked up at me licking his lips like he was expecting me to give him more gooey goodness
i'd never mention this off anon though....even though it's nowhere as bad as cummy fingers for kitty
Dogs do their best and sometimes their best is the absolute worst thing ever
The difference though anon is that your embarrassing animal story came of an accident, you weren't trying to get your dog to embarrass itself or do something that's inherently tied to your own sexuality. I understand not telling the story elsewhere though because there are people who would question whether it was intentional if there were a name attached, especially if you've got any history.
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Re: LOCKDOWN
one time i blew my nose during a bad cold and lowered my hand holding the tissue. my dog assumed i was offering it to him and slobbered it clean before my sick, half asleep brain realized what was happening
then he looked up at me licking his lips like he was expecting me to give him more gooey goodness
i'd never mention this off anon though....even though it's nowhere as bad as cummy fingers for kitty
Re: LOCKDOWN
Re: LOCKDOWN
(Anonymous) 2018-10-11 12:24 am (UTC)(link)Re: LOCKDOWN
(Anonymous) 2018-10-12 10:39 am (UTC)(link)The difference though anon is that your embarrassing animal story came of an accident, you weren't trying to get your dog to embarrass itself or do something that's inherently tied to your own sexuality. I understand not telling the story elsewhere though because there are people who would question whether it was intentional if there were a name attached, especially if you've got any history.
Re: LOCKDOWN
(Anonymous) 2018-10-12 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)the real problems were a) apparently just hanging around with crotch fingers and b) announcing it to the world