(Anonymous) 2019-02-19 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
See, even that is interesting!

Black Widow just serving up coffee with no ulterior motive or plan besides what fair trade beans she's planning to order next is dull as hell.

(Anonymous) 2019-02-19 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
now i want bucky and nat acting like a coffee shop au as their cover story. nobody would dare suspect their favorite barista and creator of cozy goat sweaters to be capable of lethal espionage

(Anonymous) 2019-02-19 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
one of them in the front ringing up customers
the other in the back trying to quietly murder an infiltrating hydra agent
the customer's confused
"what's all that noise"
flatly: rats. we take them very seriously. here's your change.