Re: https://pastebin.com/T1vAdcFp

(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
someone somewhere probably headcanons this and they're serious

Re: https://pastebin.com/T1vAdcFp

(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
He was just too fat. He had a body like a beanbag with another beanbag on top for the head. The only option left was chemical castration. It was for the good of all mankind.