da

(Anonymous) 2022-03-15 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
explains how Doug Ford is worth 50mil after dropping out of high school to sell hash to kids in Etobicoke Center.

Re: da

(Anonymous) 2022-03-15 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
doug ford has the feel of someone who would be prime minister of canada in the gta games i feel like

Re: da

(Anonymous) 2022-03-15 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
while also being the npc crime boss you get your quests from at the queen and spadina mcdonalds

Re: da

(Anonymous) 2022-03-15 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
simple

he can be both

sa

(Anonymous) 2022-03-15 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
what a time for me to misread a comment

ayrt

(Anonymous) 2022-03-15 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
happens to the best of us, and I read that as you agreeing with me about him being both anyway.

if we had a PM who hung out at a sketchy mcdonalds all day giving out crime assignments to street thugs, it would definitely be doug ford.

well


maybe half days. 3 days a week. with mcnugget breaks no one's allowed to interrupt.

Re: ayrt

(Anonymous) 2022-03-15 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
as an ottawanon i demand our crime pm hang out at the rideau street mcdonald's instead

it is, after all, the site of this glorious battle: https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/mcdonalds-brawl-on-rideau-features-punches-baby-raccoon-produced-from-sweater

Re: ayrt

(Anonymous) 2022-03-15 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
dougie'd make a good boss fight in an ottawa game

remember the broodmother in dragon age?

that, but he erupts out of the sinkhole in a putrid cloud of diesel and disease with his dumbass daughter as miniboss.

That racoon story is classic though. I'd heard it attributed to the Toronto one and am not sure if I'm supposed to feel relieved or disappointed that it wasn't a local story after all. I guess we can't have all the weird raccoon stories.