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239: how does one become popular on dreamwidth rp?

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especially for penis bearers because guys can't pee until they ejaculate first

fyi this isn't true, you're just more likely to accidentally piss over yourself if you're hard when you do it

your sphincter is supposed to be closed until you get soft and relax

if you're pissing and ejaculating at the same time that's something to see a doctor about

tell me you don't have a dick without telling me you don't have a dick

they're not saying it happens at the same time too, btw. just that it's possible to piss while hard

cum is stored

in the sphincter

It was years and years ago, but I think I remember it being taught that way in sex ed or health. Not entirely accurate from my experience but I can see why anons would think that way.

i don't have a dick but i've spent my whole life dating men

and they've all told me if they're about to come they can't pee

like yeah you can piss while hard but if you're on the precipice of orgasm it's not happening, your body is designed to literally not do that so you don't piss inside

Is there some reason you're asking them all about this

no? it's just something that would come up

and not piss up

if you're airt then you didn't say that they couldn't piss and come at the same time (which is obviously true) you said they "can't pee until they ejaculate first", implying penis havers straight up can't pee until they come, which is the wrong part

but clearly you meant something other than what you said so that's ok

and orgasm denial that is more adjacent to bdsm (especially for penis bearers because guys can't pee until they ejaculate first)

they said exactly what they meant: orgasm denial

you just interpreted it in a wildly pendantic "LOL U NO HAVE PENIS!!" way in order to ?? own someone on the internet over piss kink ig

okei

lmao leave it to a man to mansplain about peeing while hard while we're over here talking about trying to pee in an orgasm denial situation

for the sake of kink

lmao right

shouldn't you be on a street corner somewhere handing out copies of the scum manifesto

you sound

pissed off

has no one seen those movies where guys wake up with an erection and pee on themselves? 40 year old virgin, anyone? it's a funny thing to laugh at because it's true. you can definitely pee with an erection, but it's just more difficult to do because you're peeing up. if you have to pee and you're having sex and about to ejaculate, your bladder sphincter closes off to allow for ejactulate/semen before it will let you pee.

and for the anon making a googly eyed comment below, because i'm a pedant, there are multiple 'sphincters' in the body. it's a term for a ring of muscle that closes off around something. there's a sphincter up near your diaphragm/stomach. sphincter is not unilaterally owned by the anus.

(sorry, but i feel i have to chime in on this because so many people don't know basic biology about their own bodies: having to discuss with grown adults that there's three holes down there for women and two for men and that you don't piss out your vagina and you can't 'hold in' your period. it's frustrating.)

but which sphincter stores the cum

depends on which phase of the sex you're in

yeah there's obviously a large window of time between "being hard" and still being able to pee. guys get boners in the mornings, for all kinds of random reasons unrelated to sex.

in the context of writing sex and kink i think it should have been obvious ayrt was referring to the smaller window right before ejaculation that a guy can't pee

but otherwise yes +1 all this

it would have been obvious except we live in a reality where people believe the stupidest things imaginable about the human reproductive system (and also about everything else) so it was entirely plausible that anon thought guys can't pee when they're hard

no only a man barged in here making it all about him and his dick

everyone else here understands we're talking about kink shit

we also rp huge horsecocks penetrating cervixes and mpreg and monster dick transformation shit here so what is even the argument

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