Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-04 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
i have never played a video game in my life nor have i ever cranked.

you on the other hand are waiting for your mom to pick you up from denny's, where you have just finished eating several bowlfuls of sweetened margarine. furiously molesting your phone so you can let us all know that you "touch grass." you touch it with your eyes, while waiting for mom.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-04 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
correct and it's a more fulfilling life than you will ever know

this is why you hate me

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-04 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
true

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-04 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
the powerful sense of unease instilled in me by reading this. well done anon