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Ryan Gosling ([personal profile] ryanongosling) wrote in [community profile] wankgate2022-02-14 02:55 pm
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Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Probably because they were fishing to see if other people had similar experiences.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
they already knew other people found them awkward and socially maladjusted

no namedropping required

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying you have a personal stake in this but the first comment telling the anon to log off seems so obviously like they're getting defensive.

It's weak wank but I also think that excusing it as just being socially awkward is weak too.

It's wanky behavior but I concede it would be hard to back up with concrete deets without outing yourself too. I guess at that point you give up and hope she stays out of your space.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
you should log off too

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
But I've already been banned from my family get togethers because I can't stop talking about Mina.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
good

wallow in solitude

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Keep your cringe bible gamer weeaboo phrases to yourself.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
you are painfully unfunny go to bed my guy

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
A group of divers near the Caribbean island of Dominica were engulfed in a mighty cloud of shit churned out by a sperm whale. The men were on a routine expedition to photograph the whales when one of their subjects started blasting an ungodly amount of butt butter into the ocean while spinning in circles, causing what one of the divers called a "poonado." Showing no mercy, the beast didn't stop until a 100-foot-wide cloud of its Mississippi mud had coated the divers and their equipment.

"The whale bobbed up and down, spun in circles, and waved the poo in every direction for several minutes while we just sat back and watched," The Telegraph quoted Wilk as saying of the ordeal.

He went on:

"After a few waves of feces were released and stirred vigorously by the whale, the water was like chocolate milk. I couldn't see my hand when I held it in front of my face. I had poop in my eyes, mouth, wetsuit, everywhere and I was soaked in it from head to toe.

But, after leaving the cloud, it quickly washed away, and didn't leave a smell on us. I did take an extra long shower once I had returned to shore later that day, just in case. I've never heard of it happening before, and I don't know anyone that has had this happen, it very well could be the first time that it has been photographically documented."

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
i didn't know they had wankgate in dominica

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
fucking marine biologists giving away our anonys field trip protocol

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Please PLEASE tell me this is real

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Log off

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2022-04-05 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
anon who left the first comment here. just to clue you in, i "cape" for everyone, regardless of whether or not i know them or i'm in the game or whatever.

i enjoy seeing anonymous butts pucker about it, simple as that. sometimes it even gets you people to drop the legitimate deets but lol, usually not
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