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239: how does one become popular on dreamwidth rp?

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I have written to you addressing the weight of your mother.

To recap, I cannot find the end of your mother's waist line. Her body expands to the mid part like a pear. Her IQ rivals that of her folds, and she has 17 Harvard degrees in finding her belly button. She also took swim lessons, where she instead was used as a life raft, not because she floats, but because she was wide enough to touch the bottom, despite laying on her side like a dying seal. She looks like she inhaled a hamster ball. She takes in food at the rate of a Category 5 Hurricane, and her nostrils have to be sealed by tubstoppers to prevent her dead skin cells and molded snot from ejecting. She was drafted for the military because her gelatinous body absorbed 193 20mm incendiary vulcan rounds before deflating like a balloon. That is the only cause she has ever lost weight from.

the worst thing about anons is that theyre not even good at being juvenile. this is c- material. ironically flabby prose and unoriginal ideas. look at what you could be doing.

https://www.publichealth.columbia.edu/public-health-now/news/moms%E2%80%99-obesity-pregnancy-linked-lag-sons%E2%80%99-development-and-iq

AITA for killing my bitch sister???

So I was watching my favorite anime (attack on shit stain) with my dick in my hand like usual... my fucking bitch sister walks in without knocking. One thing leads to another and now we're doing the sponge (this is a reference to Spongebob season 1 episode 12) and now she's fucking pregnant. The cunt started to blackmail me and now I'm basically a prisoner in my own home. I mean I cant even watch more that 8 hours of anime a day. AITA for shooting her to death then dismembering her? The police think that it was unnecessary and unjustified, but I just don't get their view on this. They are calling me a "psychopath" for doing such a thing but honestly, who wouldn't do this? I mean if you were forced to follow somebodies every command for months wouldn't you go crazy too? I just don't see a situation where the bitch lives. AITA

the worst thing about anons is that they cant spare 0.5 seconds of brainpower required to realize theyre being trolled with copypasta and instead respond to it unironically

this is describing the size of all dwrp big name wankers. literally all of them were spherical in shape.

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239: how does one become popular on dreamwidth rp?

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