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239: how does one become popular on dreamwidth rp?

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genuinely think you need to go outside if you're this heated about weak wank

nobody's heated but you

Anon said, furiously

The fact that anybody thinks "small dick" is an insult is hilarious to me. I fuck. That's all that matters. I'm smart enough to get a woman to take me home. I don't accept blowjobs. I don't give head. We get right down to it. Having a small dick and finishing fast hasn't held me back whatsoever. The goal isn't to her a good time. The goal is to get my nut. So go ahead, and make fun of my "small dick". I guarantee I fuck more than some guys with "big dicks" I fucked twice this month already. Busted within a minute both times. Haven't spoken to either woman since. If I can manage to get hard, I'll fuck. If I can't, I'll find a way to make the girl feel like it's her fault. I'm good at this shit I like my life the way it is. I don't need a big penis to satisfy me. I'm already satisfied.

This is my new fav copypasta

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239: how does one become popular on dreamwidth rp?

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