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239: how does one become popular on dreamwidth rp?

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I keep some in my desk at work and my pantry at home because sometimes I don’t want good coffee I just want fast coffee.

this, sometimes i don't want to go through the effort of brewing a pot of coffee and just want some quick caffeine.

my sister in christ drink a monster

monster tastes like carbonated pee

saying "instant coffee is gross, drink a monster" is like saying "cutting yourself shaving is painful, scald your facial follicles with hydrochloric acid"

and i say that as somebody who hates instant coffee

But at least monster is like fizzy soda. Instant coffee is goopy

well put less crystals in and drop an alka seltzer in that bitch

i promise you it will still be less vile than an energy drink

Some energy drinks are good

only if you've utterly destroyed your tastebuds with too much sugar and salt for years on end is that vile swill "good" in any universe.

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