da: tbh i've tried explicitly saying that on my top level too, along with several varieties of 'no smut' and 'no shipping' on tfln or regular memes. i've still gotten some ship pushers 'tee hee just trying!'

i just ignore them, personally, good way for people to tell on themselves that they've got very limited reading skills. but maybe the anon's canon is thirsty enough that it's more than a rare encounter? no idea.