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I don't just want "this Equius uses punctuation omg worst ever" or "this John is okay I guess but totally over-rated." I want the most bowel-looseningly bad Homestuck players of all time, please. Links and/or deets would obviously be a bonus.

Give them to me, anons.

I need this.

god yes. PLEASE.

Alphie because she plays the worst Karkat and Gamzee. I remember a log that was posted once about how she wanted to rp the most ridiculous kind of gore where all of Karkat's intestines would be ripped out and strung around and then someone would eat him.

Nami because her Dave is horribly ooc to the point where even her castmates wanted her gone and were glad when she idled out.

Those are the big two I remember. Honorable mentions go to Nino and Sai, who also happen to play Dave. Most Dave players in general are shit.

nino is horrible
and lets not forget the entranceway crew
also, locks roxy

deets on any of these?

nino is ok with characters but overly flakey and downright cliquey bitch

oh wait duh. same anon as before.

lock is cliche and just can not get roxy's voice down. watching her in zodion is painful.

and e-way is literally butt rangers troop, ok. i dropped a couple of months ago because its all about dave/john dave/john and while i LOVE the pairing, they are so out of character that it makes anyone else on dw look like jesus himself

Yeah, deets on the Entranceway cast?

Idk if the op had this in mind, but the John and Dave there were in the most blatantly ooc moe uguu yaoi relationship in dwrp. I like John/Dave, but those two... no. Look up literally anything they ever posted. You are guaranteed to find a steaming pile of complete shit.

I never heard anything bad about the rest of the cast, but tbh I wasn't paying attention.

http://entranceway.dreamwidth.org/186255.html#comments

hth

oh my god i laughed through that entire thing.

are you sure this isn't supposed to be a parody, anon?

LMFAO WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK

oh my god ty

oh my god the ring

i can't go on

Any character Nayru touches: aradia, handmaid, and meenah, in particular.

All of them wind up being passive-aggressive, bitchy self-inserts until Nayru flounces from the game due to mega buttfury over not getting her ships.

not in the Homestuck fandom, but I played with Nayru in a game once. sad to see she hasn't changed a bit.

This. With pretty much any character she plays, not just Homestucks.

Anyone Gnome plays, hands down.

see their Equius at Ruby City (http://rubycity-rp.livejournal.com/tag/equius%20zahhak) and their Tavros at Exitvoid (http://exitvoid.livejournal.com/tag/tavros%20nitram under oogonibomber) for examples, though Tavros is significantly worse since he's being played as egging on a fight to the death between Vriska and Aradia and talking outright about wanting to have sex with Aradia over the network.

Basically in it for kawaii yaois and can't characterize to save their life.

amanda still plays the most over-woobified eridan in existence, if that counts

their sidekick tricks is all pretty sideeye-worthy when it comes to Sollux, but I don't know them well enough to classify them as the worst

if anyone has deets there feel free to speak up

doesnt tricks play the terrible mindfang at vatheon, too? or is that somebody else?

I thought vath's mindfang quit?

they did

old news, that girl dropped.

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