(Anonymous) 2012-09-15 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
i just pooped vigorously from the butt :smug:

(Anonymous) 2012-09-15 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
As opposed to... pooping from... where, exactly? O_o

da

(Anonymous) 2012-09-15 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
wow you reek of newness

(Anonymous) 2012-09-15 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I swear, I have a friend who honestly believes he finds shit in his belly button. Like, actual shit. All attempts to tell him that shit doesn't come out of there have been futile.

(Anonymous) 2012-09-15 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
ew that's just putrid lint that's been fermenting in his uncleaned belly button

what a stinking retard

(Anonymous) 2012-09-15 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
tell him the only way that would be possible would be if someone was pooping on his stomach at night

and give him the most dead serious look you can

ayrt

(Anonymous) 2012-09-15 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, Oh man... I cannot WAIT to do this.