wankgate | 134: reading comprehension optional

i'm actually not flaky and i'm hoping to teach some of the flakes how not to be.

can i enroll in this class anon?

- signed, a serial flake

... warily i say yes. but if you flake out, anon... i will take this ruler to your behind so hard, is2g.

i want to turn this into an ~iyaaaaaan joke but i can't remember if that's the proper way to spell it or not

i will learn nothing
NOTHING

that's it. you're going to the timeout corner.

GOOD CORNERS ARE MY FAVORITE ANGLE BECAUSE THEY TOO LOVE BEING RIGHT

... i'm putting you in a timeout bubble and hanging you above a pit of crocodiles.

as long as it's airtight so they can't smell my fear. fear is their bacon bits