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PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

"plurk what should i have for dinner tonite"
"plurk what movie should i watch tonite"
"plurk what candy should i get from the snack machine"
"plurk should i wear the red or black dress today"
"plurk should i ask my cute dorm mate to have coffee with me"

stop depending on your timeline to make your rl decisions for you ffs

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

or treating plurk like fucking google

'omggggg has my milk turned to poison I can't tell' why don't you drink it and find out then

[(Anonymous)]

People who scream and cry about the Moyi and or cookie monster plurks that never seem to go away. Just....fucking mute them and move on. Stop shrieking like they broke into your house and shot your dog.

[(Anonymous)]

i'm not going to scream and cry about it, but you know what? fuck you. i have jerky motions and sometimes my attempt to click 'mute' misses and i wind up opening the damn thing. say bye bye to my browser as it crashes. i would really, really like for those fucking things to go away forever. i wish you could ban them/bar them/block them/delete them, but the moyi one especially is anon, so you can't even be afforded that small measure of hope.

[(Anonymous)]

Every time those fucking plurks get replurked they come UNmuted because Plurk is terrible like that. Of course people get fed up with having to mute the same fucking plurks over and over again.

Why Plurk isn't set up so that if you mute something it stays muted, we may never know.

[(Anonymous)]

anon, they don't stay muted. i've muted the cookie monster one at least thirty times already. i have every right to be pissed about that.

[(Anonymous)]

what are the moyi and cookie monster plurks

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

you have been asking for help from your asspat brigade but it falls in deaf ears???

and you have the gall to complain that nobody cares???

And you type like this way too often??? It's annoying???

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

i know this person is going through a rough time but pretty much every one of their plurks is complaining or judging someone. which would be one thing, but they seem to think they don't do this all the time. i dunno maybe they are aware of it, who can be sure

inb4 unfriend/unfollow and yeah i have considered it but there are reasons i'm not going to list here which have made me unsure about doing it. getting into it would take away anonymity so i won't do that.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

i know i bitch about everything and everyone on god's green earth pretty constantly and i feel bad about that, but tbh i have nowhere else to vent right now, sorry. i promise i won't get assblasted if you unfollow me, but i know that doesn't count for much when we're both wg anons and lots of people on plurk DO get assblasted about it. maybe pp the person and spout some bs about cleaning out your plurk list down to rl friends or something?

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

i don't think we're talking about the same person but i'm in a similar situation. can't unfriend bc cr, can't unfollow bc if she don't get enough buttpats in her public vagueplurks she pplurks later and it shows up anyway.

but it's also kinda gratifying to watch? like at first she started pulling this shit and people fell over themselves to help her but she didn't change, and by now no one replies. it's sorta disturbingly entertaining to watch her struggle and slowly realize that she's alienated everyone on her timeline.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

I wish I could mute my own plurks whenever it goes off topic because of other people.

[(Anonymous)]

that stupid "do I intimidate you" meme is back. UGH

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

"help me pay to move to boston for grad school :D :D"

are you fucking kidding me? this is the kind of shit you need to figure out before you ever even apply to a school.

best part is that this person isn't even accepted yet, just on the waitlist. how big of an ego do you even have?

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

when you unfollow one of the sweetest and most polite players in your game, just because a huge portion of their friends list is made up of astronomically obnoxious people.

this person's plurks are rife with respondents who say things like "these Amazon security hacks must be the fault of the SJWs! I don't have to explain why I think this!", or apologize for bronies, or get namedropped here on a regular basis for breaking the IC/OOC divide, ship-pushing, or generally being whiny ass-stains when RP things don't go their way.

there's nothing wrong with the player themselves, but the company they keep is simply too much. but it's easy to see how they attract so many social rejects when they're such a kind and welcoming personality. maybe I'm one of those social rejects and I just haven't realized it yet. but I don't give a damn, the rest of their plurklist can still meet me in the fucking pit.

[(Anonymous)]

>"dropping [insert game here] because i just don't have the motivation for rp"
>"got accepted into [insert game here]!!! gonna make that into post soon, etc!"


there aren't enough walls in the world to stick my head into. please, just stop. you've dropped and apped into over five games in the last four months.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

"my standards for slow are so stringent i feel bad if my tags sit for 2+ days!!!"

this is the second time this person has made a plurk like this and i... what

why are you congratulating yourself on this

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

i can't wait to see how many people i'll have to defriend tomorrow for their "i'm droppin my game LOL APRIL FOOLS HAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY!!!" plurks.

[(Anonymous)]

Those "X tags done last month! Going to try for Y!" plurks and however many word count ones are getting irksome.

I don't care if you did 100 tags or 500 tags.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

it's that time of the month again. half my timeline begging for boomerangs to save them from 30 days of zero activity.

tw: suicide

[(Anonymous)]

ಠ_ಠ whispers 2015-4-1 03:52AM
Putting myself on suicide watch. Tonight is the lowest emotional low I've had in a long long time.


did you have to post this shit for all the world to see

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

OP: [thing] OMG THING!
Person 1: fuck yes thing
Person 2: new episode/update/chapter of Thing out soon!!! GET HYPE
[cue a lot more responses from thing's excited fandom]
Person 3: Thing is terrible because I hate it and it killed my little brother.

Fuck. Off. Nobody is impressed that you don't like the thing other people enjoy to the point where you feel the need to derail plurks about it.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

the flood of eudio plurks is so fucking annoying that i mute all of them as soon as i see the game's name, but i have to mute so many that other plurks come unmuted.

i'm trying not to be a buzzkill by complaining about yall having fun, but for fuck's sake, this is getting ridiculous. keep it to one plurk!

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

the person on my timeline who posts the most selfies has a head shaped like a big, greasy peanut. just wanted to get that off my chest.