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[(Anonymous)]

spiders as big as your face

[(Anonymous)]

really? you never see those.

people in the northern hemisphere are such wimps.

[(Anonymous)]

i've seen that clock spider picture, i've heard the stories of sudden spider infestations. call me a wimp but i'm just not ready for that sort of world.

[(Anonymous)]

i'm an arachnophobe and all i can do is thank the universe that my mom didn't squat and drop me in australia. i'd die. i've seen that 'look at me, i'm a sneaky spider hiding up under the handle of your car door hee hee spray me with bug spray, won't work' vid. i've seen all the vids. i would burn australia to the ground.

[(Anonymous)]

don't worry anon, australia takes care of that itself most summers

[(Anonymous)]

i will freely admit to being a wimp.

i'm a huge arachnophobe and australia sounds like it would be a nightmare for me.

[(Anonymous)]

i'm a huge arachnophobe in the uk, and i have a friend in the us who swears she will never come here because of our house spiders

the pictures with rulers and the mention of acromantulas may have been a bad call. okay so they call them "giant house spiders" but they're only like hand-sized...

[(Anonymous)]

just the size of your hand...

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[(Anonymous)]

you nerds do realize we have very large spiders here in the US, right? tarantulas? fishing spiders, garden spiders, wolf spiders?

[(Anonymous)]

you do realize that not everyone's from the us, right? not even all north americans are. canadian here and we just have the wolfies and black widows. not fun, but not a fucking mouse spider or huntsman. fuck your face with that shit.

[(Anonymous)]

canada has a population of eight including seals you baby

[(Anonymous)]

that is incredibly rude and i'm going to go tell the other seven and our army of seals and moose all about it. you bastard.

[(Anonymous)]

you better be careful the geese are gonna kick your ass

[(Anonymous)]

also you apparently have fishing & wolf spiders as well as giant crab spiders (source says "also known as huntsman spiders" c:), which can have a body length of nearly two inches!

go walk children in nature

[(Anonymous)]

eat a dick. i live in the city and the worst i get is rats and shit gulls and cockroaches. city life 4ever. fuck your nature.

[(Anonymous)]

do you have spiders whose venom can kill you in as little as 15 minutes, if you're unlucky

[(Anonymous)]

actual rural australian here, can verify that the most you will see is a fuckton of daddy long legs and maybe ONE redback. one. maybe. that's the most i've seen anyway.

don't worry about spiders my guy. worry about fucking snakes. we have a lot of snakes, usually browns, but you can't trust any snake because apparently the green tree snakes can breed with browns so you have a harmless looking snake that could probably half fuck you up so that's when you gotta be near a sharp implement because unlocking the gun cabinet takes too fucking long you gotta chop that fucker's head off you hear me

i hate snakes so much.

[(Anonymous)]

Man, I grew up in the US Southwest around a shit ton of rattlesnakes and I still would not hang out in rural Australia because of the snakes.

I mean, you have to be stupid or careless to get bitten by a rattlesnake, and they make a loud warning noise first so it's hard to be careless by accident. The vast majority of rattlesnake bites happen to drunk guys between the ages of 18 and 30 and are probably preceded by the words, "Hold my beer and watch this!"

You can live and let live with rattlers.

Brown snakes, though. Fuck brown snakes. You're braver than me.