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wankgate2016-12-15 12:14 am
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http://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/3884913.html?thread=1797918321#cmt1797918321
(Anonymous) 2017-01-01 07:19 am (UTC)(link)Made By Me really is a perfect storm of stupid. see if you can count how many ways in this comment alone. i'll give you a freebie: he's tagged this character a few times now and been ignored each time.
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(Anonymous) 2017-01-01 07:37 am (UTC)(link)Failed to read as well since the OP of the comment asked for images to be rehosted from boorus (probably can't view the images otherwise).
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(Anonymous) 2017-01-01 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)http://i.imgur.com/hhI3dcR.png
welcome to them as long as they don't start pulling that ddos bullshit
what's the deal with people who post "deets" about people they hate with absolutely no proof and act like you're on their enemy's side if you don't instantly believe them and parrot their deets as if they're fact?
this isn't isolated to dw, this is common anywhere with internet wank.
though i can't count how many times i've asked for deets or posted deets here and been accused of being certain people. once i posted a pastebin of someone's PUBLIC plurk (not pre-linked on wg) and the plurker whined that it had to have been that one asshole they JUST had a fight with. LMAO.
this isn't isolated to dw, this is common anywhere with internet wank.
though i can't count how many times i've asked for deets or posted deets here and been accused of being certain people. once i posted a pastebin of someone's PUBLIC plurk (not pre-linked on wg) and the plurker whined that it had to have been that one asshole they JUST had a fight with. LMAO.
ok, so let's say there's a twitter user who harasses people who say negative things about lady gaga and tells them that they're fat legbeards who should kill themselves. there's never been a loginfail or anything, but people just assume that it's gaga under a sock because it's a brand new account with no personal details.
the "secret wanker" in question is almost always someone who's guaranteed to have batshit whiteknight fans/friends/both, but nah, son, there's no way it CAN'T be the famous person in question! even if "gaga" is one of those celebrities who has never had any big drama (being weird and wearing meat dresses doesn't count), CLEARLY "gaga" is just a stealth diva who's rly good at hiding what a sociopath she is and is probably secretly the zodiac killer too. [citation fucking needed]
very rarely will anyone have actual "proof" and it'll almost always be reaching bullshit like "they both posted within the same hour!" even if the twitter user posts shit while lady gaga's asleep or in the middle of the concert, there's always some bs reason like "gaga hired someone to use her sock so it would give her an alibi." the twitter user could claim to live in brazil and use portuguese but there will always be people who theorize that "gaga just hired a translator to throw people off." please take your god damn meds.
if they're REALLY fucking stupid and desperate, they'll say the twitter user's name being coincidentally being steve (gaga's real name is stefani) or them both liking the same flavor of tea is PROOF!!!!!!! because gaga's got a fucking monopoly on names like that.
and none of these crazy fucks will ever consider this very possible fact: maybe it's not gaga or a gaga fan at all, maybe they could be a troll trying to make gaga or her fans look bad.
the "secret wanker" in question is almost always someone who's guaranteed to have batshit whiteknight fans/friends/both, but nah, son, there's no way it CAN'T be the famous person in question! even if "gaga" is one of those celebrities who has never had any big drama (being weird and wearing meat dresses doesn't count), CLEARLY "gaga" is just a stealth diva who's rly good at hiding what a sociopath she is and is probably secretly the zodiac killer too. [citation fucking needed]
very rarely will anyone have actual "proof" and it'll almost always be reaching bullshit like "they both posted within the same hour!" even if the twitter user posts shit while lady gaga's asleep or in the middle of the concert, there's always some bs reason like "gaga hired someone to use her sock so it would give her an alibi." the twitter user could claim to live in brazil and use portuguese but there will always be people who theorize that "gaga just hired a translator to throw people off." please take your god damn meds.
if they're REALLY fucking stupid and desperate, they'll say the twitter user's name being coincidentally being steve (gaga's real name is stefani) or them both liking the same flavor of tea is PROOF!!!!!!! because gaga's got a fucking monopoly on names like that.
and none of these crazy fucks will ever consider this very possible fact: maybe it's not gaga or a gaga fan at all, maybe they could be a troll trying to make gaga or her fans look bad.
I will say that all of my girls are some stripe of queer (bi, ace, demi, gay, etc.
This just in: if you take a while to be into someone/anyone, you're queer
This just in: if you take a while to be into someone/anyone, you're queer
every time i play with an intelligent villain their player ends up being a smug self-congratulating asshole ooc
is this a requirement
is this a requirement
its not a villain thing, its an intelligent character in general thing
see every sherlock player since the dawn of time etc
see every sherlock player since the dawn of time etc
can someone explain to me why people like spn_gossip anons theorize that certain pairs of celebs are ttly in love but feel the need to hide their gay homo love by getting into "fake" het marriages and having children?
usually they're just young, dumb, and obnoxious
if they're not teenagers, then i don't even know, but it's sad
if they're not teenagers, then i don't even know, but it's sad
when will neko understand nobody wants to play with her shitty daddykink usagi no matter how many versions of her she posts to memes
at least she is upfront with what she is looking for, which literally 90% of bakerstreet could learn from
that said i still do not get her obsession with playing exclusively animated characters for the sake of tagging exclusively LA men
that said i still do not get her obsession with playing exclusively animated characters for the sake of tagging exclusively LA men
i bet dwrp won't survive 2017
i bet it even more since the mod over at RPA keeps deleting topics about it
i bet it even more since the mod over at RPA keeps deleting topics about it
so who are the four horsemen of the wankocalypse, if it ever comes
pestilence (neko)
war (seth)
famine (ken)
death (hateboner)
war (seth)
famine (ken)
death (hateboner)
At what point do deets about internet drama become "crusty"?
(Anonymous) 2017-01-04 07:21 am (UTC)(link)http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/235033.html?thread=1308343833#cmt1308343833
some anons on FFA are talking about how Denise was apparently a wanker in... the early 00's? are you fucking kidding me?
anyway, assuming that a wanker grows the fuck up and stops behaving in the way that got them labeled a wanker, at what point are their deets "crusty"?
if it depends on circumstances such as whether they were just an asshole or if they ruined someone's life or whether they were 8 or 18, please specify.
ps. lol at the anon who says "Russia is less scary than Denise!" yeah, wg, someone who might have been an asshole on the internet over 10 years ago is much worse than a government that's been corrupt for a long time.
some anons on FFA are talking about how Denise was apparently a wanker in... the early 00's? are you fucking kidding me?
anyway, assuming that a wanker grows the fuck up and stops behaving in the way that got them labeled a wanker, at what point are their deets "crusty"?
if it depends on circumstances such as whether they were just an asshole or if they ruined someone's life or whether they were 8 or 18, please specify.
ps. lol at the anon who says "Russia is less scary than Denise!" yeah, wg, someone who might have been an asshole on the internet over 10 years ago is much worse than a government that's been corrupt for a long time.
Re: At what point do deets about internet drama become "crusty"?
(Anonymous) 2017-01-04 07:37 am (UTC)(link)i'm not sure exactly, but i can guarantee that a fucking decade is way too long.
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(Anonymous) - 2017-01-04 21:11 (UTC) - Expandgod damn it's been almost a month since i was here and the post still hasn't been changed
the rpa mod is more salt than water at this point and the wg mods have just completely run out of fucks to give
the rpa mod is more salt than water at this point and the wg mods have just completely run out of fucks to give
this post isn't even 3/4th full, you fucking baby. making a new post isn't going to bring us new wank.
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(Anonymous) - 2017-01-04 23:24 (UTC) - Expandtwo people put in an application for the same person. game doesn't accept challengers.
person 1 had the character originally reserved, but it expired. they sent in their application first.
person 2 reserved the character after person 2. they sent in their application second.
soooo, who would rightfully get to app in that character?
person 1 had the character originally reserved, but it expired. they sent in their application first.
person 2 reserved the character after person 2. they sent in their application second.
soooo, who would rightfully get to app in that character?
if they sent their application first, how did the reserve expire?
sometimes i wish humanity collectively agreed that internet time = fun time and that misery is best saved for a diary or therapist
let's face it anon, most (not all, but most) people in this hobby are here because they're social misfits who have been driven out of every conceivable irl form of social interaction and they're such miserable shut-ins that their issues color everything they play, full stop
there's degrees of course, not everyone is beautifulsavages blaming denise for her cornucopia of mental maladies, but i get depressed sometimes thinking how many of the people i know in this hobby who really ought to be going to therapy instead (some of them i even count as kinda-sorta friends because they ARE good writers, but they really do need actual therapy and not self-medication via rp)
there's degrees of course, not everyone is beautifulsavages blaming denise for her cornucopia of mental maladies, but i get depressed sometimes thinking how many of the people i know in this hobby who really ought to be going to therapy instead (some of them i even count as kinda-sorta friends because they ARE good writers, but they really do need actual therapy and not self-medication via rp)
it's your own fault for killing your hair with dangerdyes
when you've been waiting for a certain thread to get tagged all day and finally your inbox gets a notif
and it's just an account expiration reminder
and it's just an account expiration reminder
i get so annoyed at that
it has happened to me twice today
it has happened to me twice today
my friend always talks about "calling people out" when she's... not
making a snide PA comment is not "calling someone out"
this is such a pet peeve
making a snide PA comment is not "calling someone out"
this is such a pet peeve
It seems like all wankgate is now is either:
A.) somehow still relevant animu game wank or
B.) boring as grass growing
A.) somehow still relevant animu game wank or
B.) boring as grass growing
hm, i dunno. it's right on the lines for my personal rules about historical figures, seeing as elizabeth ii, philip, charles, etc. are still alive, but it's from a long time ago, so... maybe, maybe not?
that is a bit of a stumper.
that is a bit of a stumper.
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