wankgate | 190: it's so small I can't even see it in your gaping hole

see, kids, this right here is how you can always tell a cockhop

you know how they say crooked people can't imagine other people being honest because they're so set in the mindset that everyone is as crooked as they are? cockhops are like the dwrp version of that. they are convinced, absolutely convinced, that every single other person in dwrp is as obsessively fixated on the cock as they are, and they will not ever hear a word to the contrary

i could tell this anon that i have no interest in shipping or smut and play on memes regularly, but they would never ever believe me. they've steered to their cockhungry course, and by God they are sticking to it

(also, they're giant martyrs, see "if i was playing a male character no one would care!" sounds like kayvin's "if i was a woman, no one would care if i was a creeper!", doesn't it?)

you're trying way too hard to make this artificial wank happen.

someone is trying too hard here, but it's not me

and you're projecting like a drive in theater, too.

this whole namedrop is gonna get locked, but your paranoia and slow descent into madness is going to be amusing until then.

k

there's more than one anon in this thread, with the mods can clearly see. so maybe you need to just stop, because you're being an ass and dragging out something that's overall idiotic. you don't have to ship. you don't have to play it. but when more than half the memes on bs are shipping/smut, telling me 'well *i* don't do it, so clearly it's only for cockhops' is redundant, because yes, you dumb shit. smutty/ship memes are pretty much FOR cockhops. everyone on a meme like that is a fucking cockhop to some degree. so why single out one person for doing what everyone else on the same meme is doing?

lol nah

190: it's so small I can't even see it in your gaping hole

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