251: back in my day wank meant something

[ryanongosling]

Please mark any spoilers clearly and try not to spoil stuff that hasn't even aired yet for people.

Keep the rules in mind.

LATEST PAGE | LATEST FLATVIEW PAGE

Game Hate | Canon Hate | Namedropping | Mods' Pet Peeves | Game Pet Peeves | Plurk Pet Peeves | Meme Pet Peeves

Report stupid shit here.

Comments

RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

rate yourself 1-5 (1 being very little, 5 being very much) on the following metrics:

flakiness:
grudge-holding:
paranoia:
know-it-all-itude:
dumbassedness:
sexual perversion:
highlandering:
evil:
cringe:
smol bean delicacy:
jealousy (as in posessiveness):
enviousness (as in the other thing):
prudishness:
grass deprivation:

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

What is smol bean delicacy other than something that sounds skippable in a buffet line

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 5
grudge-holding: 5
paranoia: 3
know-it-all-itude: 3.5
dumbassedness: 5
sexual perversion: 500
highlandering: 2
evil: 4
cringe: 5
smol bean delicacy: 2
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 1
enviousness (as in the other thing): 2
prudishness: 0
grass deprivation: 1,000,000,000,000

diagnose me

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 5
grudge-holding: 2
paranoia: 5
know-it-all-itude:1
dumbassedness: 3
sexual perversion: 4
highlandering: 1
evil: 1
cringe: 4
smol bean delicacy: 1
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 1
enviousness (as in the other thing): 2
prudishness: 1
grass deprivation: 5, im allergic

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 1
grudge-holding: 2
paranoia: 2
know-it-all-itude: 3
dumbassedness: 1
sexual perversion: 1
highlandering: 1
evil: 5
cringe: i mean i just put down 5 for evil, i'm contractually obligated to 5 here too
smol bean delicacy: idk what this means, i'm sorry :c - i'll say 1, for the tally
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 2
enviousness (as in the other thing): 2
prudishness: 1
grass deprivation: see evil/cringe comment, 5


final score: 32/70
nidoran, i choose you!

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 0, the tags will continue until morale improves
grudge-holding: max, if you ask me for a toplevel and don't tag it i'm deleting your number
paranoia: i'm paranoid amazon won't be able to find my house
know-it-all-itude: if you pretend to know nothing you can't get asked for anything
dumbassedness: 10 out of 5
sexual perversion: on kywtp: 10/5
highlandering: if you don't play my characters you have bad taste
evil: 5. im sorry
cringe: 5. im a roleplayer
smol bean delicacy: fafhnjfsab *blushes*
jealousy (as in posessiveness): nobody better unironically rate this above a 1 or i'm calling the police
enviousness (as in the other thing): the remake of the thing was so bad
prudishness: lmao
grass deprivation: i just weedwhacked. does anyone else think grass smells bad

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 1.
grudge-holding: 5. agreed with the other nonny, if you ask me to write up a starter and you don't tag it? Never writing you a starter again.
paranoia: 3
know-it-all-itude: 3
dumbassedness: 2
sexual perversion: 4
highlandering: 1, please play my characters so I can steal your icons.
evil: 1
cringe: 5, I play from anime.
smol bean delicacy: 1
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 1
enviousness (as in the other thing): 2
prudishness: 1
grass deprivation: 1 if it's in winter, 4 if it's in summer, I'm not stepping foot outside when it's 95F unless I absolutely have to.

31/35, good job gang.

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 1, I’m pretty consistent
grudge-holding: 4
paranoia: 0
know-it-all-itude: hm maybe 3?
dumbassedness: 3
sexual perversion: 5
highlandering: 1
evil: 2
cringe: I play anime so you know it’s over 9000
smol bean delicacy: 2
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 1
enviousness (as in the other thing): 4 :( I see you boomeranging your otp and I want what you and your partner have.
prudishness: 1
grass deprivation: 2. I also have a full time job which pays me a livable wage so at 10+ years in this hobby I’ve never made an ebegging plurk

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 3
grudge-holding: 4.5
paranoia: 4
know-it-all-itude: 3ish
dumbassedness: 5
sexual perversion: 10
highlandering: 2
evil: 2
cringe: 10
smol bean delicacy: 1, if anything i'm the one triggering smol bean jiggles
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 1? idk
enviousness (as in the other thing): idgi
prudishness: 4 but only at the start cos boundaries
grass deprivation: 1

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 3
grudge-holding: 2
paranoia: 1
know-it-all-itude: 1
dumbassedness: 1
sexual perversion: 4
highlandering: 3
evil: 3
cringe: 3
smol bean delicacy: 2
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 1
enviousness (as in the other thing): 3
prudishness: 1
grass deprivation: 3

im boring tbh

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 4
grudge-holding: 2
paranoia: 3
know-it-all-itude: 3
dumbassedness: 3
sexual perversion: 3
highlandering: 1
evil: 1
cringe: 1000
smol bean delicacy: 3
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 2
enviousness (as in the other thing): 2
prudishness: 2
grass deprivation: 10000, but only in a literal sense. I don't like leaving my house. So only do it 2-3 times a month if I can help it.

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 2
grudge-holding: 3
paranoia: 5
know-it-all-itude: 4
dumbassedness: 4
sexual perversion: 3
highlandering: 5
evil: 3
cringe: 4
smol bean delicacy: 5
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 4
enviousness (as in the other thing): 4
prudishness: 1
grass deprivation: 5

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 3
grudge-holding: 1
paranoia: 1
know-it-all-itude: 5
dumbassedness: 2
sexual perversion: 2
highlandering: 3
evil: 1
cringe: 3
smol bean delicacy: 1
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 1
enviousness (as in the other thing): 3
prudishness: 2
grass deprivation: 1

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 1
grudge-holding: 5
paranoia: 4
know-it-all-itude: 3
dumbassedness: 5
sexual perversion: 3
highlandering: 3
evil: 2
cringe: 5
smol bean delicacy: 1
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 3
enviousness (as in the other thing): 3
prudishness: 2
grass deprivation: 0 (unfortunately, i touch a lot of grass everyday)

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 2. little slow but i stick to it
grudge-holding: 2. i will be civil with anybody but i do avoid some people
paranoia: 1.
know-it-all-itude: 5 by normie standards, 3 by dwrp standards, 1 by wg standards
dumbassedness: 3
sexual perversion: 0 for dwrp purposes since i dont smut
highlandering: 0. i enjoy threading with other versions of my characters
evil: who the fuck thinks they're evil
cringe: anybody in the internet barbies hobby who says less than 5 is lying
smol bean delicacy: 0
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 1
enviousness (as in the other thing): 2
prudishness: i guess 5 since i dont smut. i dont care if other people do but wg refuses to believe that's a thing
grass deprivation: 3

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 2. i get a lot of tags done but I am really bad at communicating to people I don't wanna thread with or am bored by and will just dip

grudge-holding: 2. I hold an intense grudge against a single person but everything else is water under the bridge.

paranoia: 4. I am only here out of anxiety. sometimes I get convinced specific anon comments are about me. deducting a point because I do therapy about it to reduce actual harmful actions but its still bad.

know-it-all-itude: 5. it's the autism sorry.

dumbassedness: 2. bad dunning-kreuger syndrome though.

sexual perversion: 5. here to write smut. I don't do non-con but everything else is fine.

highlandering: 2. I can get worried if I think someone is replacing me, see paranoia, but mostly I am a two cakes, selfcest writing kinda guy

evil: 5

cringe: 5 because I unironically gave myself a high evil score, also the autism again.

smol bean delicacy: 1, .. maybe higher?? I do like to type like a dumbass uwu

jealousy (as in posessiveness): 2, only if I feel like I'm really being replaced (ie the other person stops tagging or talking to me as much).

enviousness (as in the other thing): 0, I am happy with my shit and I know how to make more stuff I like happen

prudishness: 1

grass deprivation: 4, only because I do have a job and go outside. I think filling this out is an auto 4.

Re: RP UNDESIRABILITY INDEX

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 5
grudge-holding: 5
paranoia: 5
know-it-all-itude: 5
dumbassedness: 5
sexual perversion: 5
highlandering: 5
evil: 5
cringe: 5
smol bean delicacy: 5
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 5
enviousness (as in the other thing): 5
prudishness: 5
grass deprivation: 5

[(Anonymous)]

flakiness: 4
grudge-holding: 3
paranoia: 5
know-it-all-itude: 1
dumbassedness: 1
sexual perversion: 10¹⁰¹⁰⁰
highlandering: 4
evil: 5
cringe: 5
smol bean delicacy: 1
jealousy (as in posessiveness): 1
enviousness (as in the other thing): 1
prudishness: 0
grass deprivation: 5

[(Anonymous)]

You wake up tomorrow and all evidence of dreamwidth or dwrp ever having existed is gone.

The site itself is gone. Any emails you have relating to dreamwidth -- tags, account verification, pms, everything is gone. any plurks you posted or commented in relating to dreamwidth are all gone. any screenshots or pastebins you've saved relating to dreamwidth or dreamwidth rp -- all gone. as far as you can tell, you've just awakened from a vivid hallucination lasting up to 13 years, and none of it was real.

what do you do?

[(Anonymous)]

report to the doctor for a head scan

ITT: demand the mods make a new thread in the most gsai way possible

[(Anonymous)]

Re: ITT: demand the mods make a new thread in the most gsai way possible

[(Anonymous)]

Make a new post or I’ll write boring lesbian sex at you

[(Anonymous)]

i've been slowly trolling jade on ontd over the past year and it's kinda fun how easy it is

can't believe this kid is in her 30s lol

[(Anonymous)]

til ontd is still active???

[(Anonymous)]

bold of you all to suck so much

[(Anonymous)]

bold of you to make that a "you" and not an "us"

[(Anonymous)]

at least gender ratio wank is on topic

[(Anonymous)]

can we please stop with the bi-erasure

i'm not homophobic or 'queer-baiting' for playing a character as bi and then doing an m/f scene

[(Anonymous)]

lazy bait 2/10 for getting me to reply

[ryanongosling]

new post