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251: back in my day wank meant something

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i know a LOT of parents (one from rp, a few from gaming, most are friends from high school or relatives) and i'd say most are basically the same, just busier and for the first few years i really didn't *love* seeing them because all they could talk about was the baby, but it wasn't any WORSE than having a friend who wouldn't shut the fuck up about a fandom hyperfixation i thought was stupid.

but i have lost some friends to parenthood! a few who just decided everything else had simply been a waiting room until they could become "a real adult" and are zombies now, and a few who used it as an excuse to indulge in selfishness and control freak issues. like most people will understand that their friends can't all change their schedules to match your new one, because we all have jobs and lives of our own. but suzy baby bitch would decide we're awful friends if we wouldn't contort our lives to fit suzy's bitch baby schedule, and would have to make every single gathering or meetup about her little bitchy baby problems. and that does happen. it happens to a lot of people and it sucks, and it's sad to lose a friend, be it over bitch baby issues or zombie issues.

it's a social taboo to express it though! babies are on pedestals, even bitch suzy's. so i still wouldn't plurk about it. risks too many people getting their pearls riled.

you're right. a parent should prioritize their child. but nobody else has to, and their friends aren't obligated to wait around, and they're allowed to miss the person they were before the child happened.

oh and uhhh ooga booga troll response childfree kids suck lol lmao ew

do you approve of the murder of palestinians and the committing of war crimes by the israeli military? do you butt into plurks supporting palestine just to say "akshually israel did nothing wrong" and then act bewildered when you are told to fuck off? are you constantly bringing up how you and your jewish friends and jewish family cheer "mazel tov!" and throw a plate or something in celebration every time a new israei atrocity is brought to light?

no? you're just a normal person who also happens to be jewish?

then no one fucking cares and anyone who does is a shitheel

you forgot to use "crotchdroppings" at least once in your rant, see me after class

dammit i hate detention. it's for BABIES

are we talking 13 inches according to a ruler or 13 inches according to a sandwich shop

it's very funny that you say this because i actually have a coffee date this weekend with a friend who just had her second kid a few months ago. her husband agreed to watch the kiddos for a couple of hours so that she could go do something fun for herself.

it's almost like most people who become parents still want to have lives that aren't about their kid 24/7.

i'm reminded of the scene in get out where the white dad starts talking to the protagonist about how he loves tiger woods and he voted for obama

You can mention it but only if it's relevant to Genshin Impact wank

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i brought it up, but the person that's overzealously posting is the one that replied, not the mods, and they're defending the fact that players need to be proactive in knowing what's up. like, no. i'm not doing research on what's been posted and what might be allowed to stay vs what isn't based on someone reporting vs the mods deciding something can be up or not. one of the reporters is very unforgiving of anything similar and at least one of the mods has been 'it's not that similar, it can stay' and gets argued with.

the monkey's paw has curled another finger. actual argument 'so what if it's been up a few days and the mods deleted it after the fact, you should have known not to tag into it'.

a good sandwich shop or a shitty corporation?

can't believe caving to a tiny minority of shrieking anonymous complainers turned out to be a mistake

as opposed to the situation before, which was caving to an even tinier majority of shrieking anonymous trolls refusing to accept that their spam could be a problem

i meant in the mod contact post for bakerstreet. i sure hope they weren't taking cues from wg and rpa, places most rpers don't even visit.

Oh my god, that stupid beady eyed muppet man once again doing "tee hee why are talking about sex in sex meme" bullshit.

that's the kind of cringe that i really want to beat them over the head with. don't use your character as a dear_mun type thing in a meme just because you're tired of smut. post a gen meme. don't try to be too cool for sexy school in a nsfw meme being all 'wHy dO pEoPlE pOrN?'

quickest way to never have anyone tag you ever.

there's nothing wrong with pointing out how acephobic bakerstreet has become

huh, guess i must be imagining all the non-shippy/smutty threads i've had lately

yeah, like in the early 00s when you only heard the word 'gay' used as an insult only sometimes

please, please stop trying to get this rank bait to take off. it's old.

oops not you, this was for anon you replied to. sorry that you replied to a troll and a accidentally shot you

no one tags him anyway

first of all, stop hinging your cr on hot or nots

but what if meme posters just checked the fucking round up page before they posted this spam

can we please leave this bait back in 2014 where it came from? at least bring something new, jfc

it's still working out great for me, but i am perfectly ok with scrolling back and tagging older memes

i know some of the complaining is coming from people who simply refuse to do that

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