(Anonymous) 2024-06-10 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
There is no surface on this or any other planet that i would be comfortable sitting on but not touching with my hands.

if you're too germophobic to touch a public toilet seat, how are you planting your ass on it

(Anonymous) 2024-06-11 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
because one doesn't usually touch mucous membranes like eyes/mouth with their buttcheeks, is how

germs spread much more easily from your hands to the inside of your body

(Anonymous) 2024-06-11 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
1: you can wash your hands at the public sink when you shit

i assume you do not wash your ass at the public sink when you shit

2: your anus is a mucus membrane and i don't know how it works where you're from but where i'm from the anus is usually pretty close to the asscheeks

(Anonymous) 2024-06-11 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
da, no dog in this race, but if the part of your buttcheeks that meets the seat is touching your anus, i'm terrified for your anatomy.

normal people center that shit, know what i mean?

(Anonymous) 2024-06-11 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
/narrows eyes

what kind of dog don’t you have in this race? better not be a pit bull

(Anonymous) 2024-06-11 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
da

what did you mean by this

nayrt

(Anonymous) 2024-06-11 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd assume it's referencing the dog wank elsewhere on the post

(Anonymous) 2024-06-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
how do you think germs work? they don't have to fill out paperwork to travel, nonny.