251: back in my day wank meant something

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[(Anonymous)]

suppose you wake up one day and decide that you're ready to leave dwrp forever. you decide that it is better to burn out than to fade away, so you are going to go out in the biggest and most dramatic wankstorm possible. people will be talking about it for years.

what do you do? how do you go about designing the biggest and most memorable conflagration of drama this hobby has ever witnessed?

[(Anonymous)]

i make a youtube video essay about journal rp

[(Anonymous)]

this is a sad thought to even have hypothetically

[(Anonymous)]

no answer needed tbh

if your first thought about washing your hands of a hobby is "ok but also how do i make myself as wank famous in this hobby as possible" you're 100% not actually leaving the hobby bc you're clearly still way too overinvested to go

[(Anonymous)]

i pay a couple tiktok influencers to talk up dwrp and bring a wave of zoomer puriteens. the kind who get triggered when a novel has a villain or when one member of a couple is six months older than the other.

[(Anonymous)]

lbr tho would they even be able to get past the hurdle of having to html format every comment by hand here

[(Anonymous)]

why not apply this creativity to something constructive, anon? i know it's wg but this is a new level of pathetic

[(Anonymous)]

no hypothetical fun allowed

[(Anonymous)]

honestly, i wouldn't care enough to put that much effort into it.

as a hypothetical, i can't even picture what i COULD do that would be any worse than what known wankers have already done. go on a suicidal terror spree irl and mention dwrp in my manifesto?

[(Anonymous)]

this sounds too stressful for my anxious ass and i'd regret it years later

i'd probably just delete everything i can, including plurk/discord/journals and leave without warning one day. block everything so i never check in the future and hope if i ever do anything public no one will link it to the many porn threads i've written.

[(Anonymous)]

simply reveal that i voted for trump. that would make everyone screech about me for years i'm sure

[(Anonymous)]

meh. hot-political-takes-on-plurk wank has happened perfectly organically loads of times already, this wouldn't be anything new

[(Anonymous)]

+1 you're gonna have to find a way to one-up our "AMERICA IS DEAD" and "maybe we should have?? nuked hitler???" home-grown classics if you actually wanna be memorable about it ok

[(Anonymous)]

a "make dwrp great again" campaign wherein anon tries to create a safe haven game for conservative dwrpers with a bunch of isms written into the rules (no gay characters or threads, no canonically racebent characters a la live action ariel unless they were racebent to white a la nolanverse bane, no characters from any media deemed to be too woke, no one who voted for hillary or biden, etc.)

it would absolutely tank, but if it seemed like someone was giving it an earnest try, idk, might get some interesting reactions

da

[(Anonymous)]

sounds hilarious, I’d love a mr birchum style 'so obsessed with being anti-woke they forgot to be pro-fun' piece of trash to laugh at.

i'm picturing a setting page that's 99% rules about what is forbidden and a single line at the end like 'oh and uh I guess it's a jam jar about... idk, dragons or some shit'

Re: da

[(Anonymous)]

What would a game like this even look like?

1. No yaoi of any kind. Yuri is only allowed in the context of threesomes/orgies if at least one of the participants is male.
2. No smut before marriage. (No explanation is given as to how this rule may or may not contradict the previous rule.)
3. All anime characters not explicitly from Japan are assumed to be white, not Asian.
4. Shapeshifting powers may never be used to change gender.
5. You are only allowed to play a character whose gender matches your real life assigned at birth gender.
6. Only English is allowed. Yes, even if 'English' is called something else in your character's verse.
7. All characters are Christian, even if Christianity does not exist in your character's verse.

Fuck, that's all I've got.

[(Anonymous)]

the hilarious thing is that the left wing version of this is fairly prevalent and none of you bat an eye.

[(Anonymous)]

yeah dipshit because we like that stuff here

get lost

[(Anonymous)]

are you lost

[(Anonymous)]

good warmup! Keep going!

[(Anonymous)]

5/10 good start, too obvious though

[(Anonymous)]

there are a few around who've revealed it and all that happened is they were quietly frozen out. it's never taken much as you guys are always rubbing people the wrong way, even if nobody's been able to put a finger on why yet. there would be no wanksplosion, just a bunch of people shrugging that nothing of value is lost as they defriend you.

[(Anonymous)]

log into every mod account i've ever had access to, unscreen the entirety of the mod contact posts and public the entirety of the working comms. it'd be enough fodder to keep wg shitposting for years.

[(Anonymous)]

reveal that i was omegaverse duke the entire time by humping a second tree.

[(Anonymous)]

make a game at whose climactic conclusion everyone is revealed to have been a jamjar landlord all along.

landlords. landlords everywhere.