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251: back in my day wank meant something

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this is starting to sound like a puzzle

sephiroth/cloud
vincent/yuffie
rufus/tseng
cid/shera
vincent/lucretia
hojo/vincent

though okay ngl if hojo were hot i might wanna rp this. must remember to make a kytp ad with numbers files off later

"seeking ships and hardcore smut for (1) morally dubious pseudo vampire goth and basement dweller for (2) psychotic science bastard who impregnated the girl (1)'s into for ships and hard-core smut. also weird science

nobody you know dw about it"

nailed it

what was i doing here again

pls pretend it isn't transparent i'm mobile and rewrote parts and forgot to remove things

how are half of these popular ships

sephiroth/cloud just is idk

cid/shera is canon so questionable as it is, here it is

vincent/yuffie was a thing just because they were optional members and that was as deep as it was. pair the spares!

rufus/tseng idk just is

vincent/lucrecia idk dirge

hojo/vincent ok tbf probably isn't

here's a new set of maybe potentially could be popular within select circles pairs

cloud/jessie
biggs/wedge
scarlet/tifa
rude/tifa
reno/tifa
rude/reno
reno/elena
tseng/aerith
tseng/reeves
rufus/reeves
zack/cissnei
kadaj/kadaj/loz
sephiroth/trio

second kadaj was supposed to be yazoo but fitting anyway cause who remembers yazoo

vincent/yuffie is both pair the spares and "opposites attract" with bubbly cute energetic ninja4broody scary emo vampire

rufus/tseng is popular because of the boss/subordinate master/guard-dog thing they have going on and also they're both attractive

hojo/vincent is popular with a niche subset of noncon medfet whump fans

these are definitely popular among people who want M/F with rude or reno, there is a fanbase for these and you often see reno/elena as a background pair in M/F fics:
reno/tifa
rude/reno
reno/elena

this pairing has a small but VERY devoted following based on how tseng was so creepy fixated on aerith:
tseng/aerith

this is not popular at all despite having some people into it enough to write fanfiction over the years but it should be way more popular imo:
rufus/reeves

biggs/wedge has been popular over the years as a kind of joke background ship but idk how it is now with remake

kadaj/kadaj/loz+sephiroth was really big when advent children was newer and the brocon incest enthusiasts went wild but idk what that side of fandom's like now

i love that you didn't change the second kadaj

poor yazoo

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