don't be fucking retarded. 'sexed up' bilbo would have happened regardless of whoever was cast to play him, you retarded pussies. bilbo is also a grown adult hobbit? hobbits have sex? a LOT given how many fucking babies they have.
jesus christ grow a pair.
complain about the tolkien smut if it's bad, not because it exists.
now to be relevant on the topic: i am fucking tired of that one really shitty thorin. sonof_thrain i think he is? by far the worst thorin. i know they play dwalin and fili too, but fuck if i know those usernames. they stalk the hell out of bilbo players and the tolkien tag on d_m in general.
I'm still trying to figure out if it's the same person as that one terribad Pokemon player in d_m's pokemon tag. I know that mun has accounts in different fandoms- I remember seeing a sailor moon char and a drrr char, but maybe it's reaching to think this guy's the same...
Still, there's just something in the way their prose is just so fucking awkward and their voice only barely there on the surface that makes me think of that Wallace.
Maybe it's just because I don't want to believe there's more than one person this level of strange and awkwardly terrible.
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Re: TOLKIEN/LOTR
(Anonymous) 2013-02-26 07:06 am (UTC)(link)Re: TOLKIEN/LOTR
(Anonymous) 2013-02-26 08:42 am (UTC)(link)jesus christ grow a pair.
complain about the tolkien smut if it's bad, not because it exists.
now to be relevant on the topic: i am fucking tired of that one really shitty thorin.
Re: TOLKIEN/LOTR
(Anonymous) 2013-02-26 08:51 am (UTC)(link)Still, there's just something in the way their prose is just so fucking awkward and their voice only barely there on the surface that makes me think of that Wallace.
Maybe it's just because I don't want to believe there's more than one person this level of strange and awkwardly terrible.
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(Anonymous) 2013-02-26 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)no subject
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(Anonymous) 2013-03-01 04:05 am (UTC)(link)im just lollin at this piss-poor justification for this bullshit like
people have huge families because of all of the dicks/fingers/foreign objects in their bums right
thats how having kids and families and sex works right
thats how hobbits are clearly right
right
AYRT
(Anonymous) 2013-02-26 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)