I don't remember why, but one day I was getting reamed by my mom for doing something really fucking stupid. I was sitting on the bed crying while she yelled at me and demanded to know why I did what I did. Me being a kid, I had no fucking clue why I had been such a dumbass. Do kids ever? Anyway, in this loud, sobbing voice, I finally said, "The devil made me do it!"
Whatever I did must not have been too bad because my mom immediately left the room and started laughing outside of my door. Still, what the fuck?
Re: ITT: THE STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO SOMEONE
(Anonymous) 2015-03-29 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)Whatever I did must not have been too bad because my mom immediately left the room and started laughing outside of my door. Still, what the fuck?