wankgate | 251: back in my day wank meant something

i am. and i think you're dumb. the mods gave the player the benefit of the doubt to do what they needed to do. they did half of it. they presumed they'd do the other half. they gave them time. the player did not. so you're even admitting the player's a dumbshit, but you're still mad at the mods for reacting properly to a dumbshit player.

what do you want here? seriously? what's your end goal? 'rah, the mods are so bad! everyone go yell at them over petty bullshit! join me in my fury! rah!'

suck a dick, dude. or touch grass. or suck a grass dick. i don't care.

"i'm totally not the player and admit the player didn't follow the instructions that they were given but BY GOD it's the mods that are in the wrong here for ... providing consequences for that player not following instructions"

really, now.
fucking baffling, man.

did you just forget your own game was private or something? if not, why do you care so much you've turned around and changed your tune on how this would be one thing if lab was a locked game, but it's "not," so...

I already stated why I'm not dropping the game. why the hell should I leave because the mods can't do their job? and look, I'm not coming on wankgate with delusions riling up a mob. anyone who comes here thinking this is a place for actual changes and improvements to be started needs a reality check. wankgate is a place to point and laugh at stupidity, so I got exactly what I wanted. more of it than I expected, even.

I did not think that. I came to wankgate to bitch and moan about dumb shit. Is that suddenly not what we do here?

In a wild zone twilight zone-esque twist, the dumb shit is actually you.

there's certainly some stupidity going on in this thread to point and laugh at all right

i'm not even in the game, you dumbshit. jesus, if shit is your reading comprehension, i'm surprised you haven't been booted already.

the mods did their job. nowhere in any rule setting does it say 'you must do all these to have access to the game'. it's 'you must do all these to stay in the game'. if you're going to be a pedant, at least be right about it before you die on your hill of wrongness.

but this was just a social experiment, right? god, you're tired and old and boring. real wank goes on here (or should). not this pretend made up rp fiction wank you're touching yourself to in your mom's basement.

Twenty bucks says LiLi wrote this shit

still don't understand why you give a shit since you're not in the game, but I will take your word that you're not in it. that just makes this weird and sad though.

the irony of you deciding this is a social experiment made by a basement dweller while calling going off about "pretend made up rp fiction wank" is pretty rich, though.

hey, I'll be honest, I'm glad I could entertain. at least that's normal behavior, instead of leaping to the idea that I'm clearly trying to start a coup against the lab mods.

it's so wild to me how many people are taking this as me trying to incite a riot. usually wankgate isn't so quick to jump to that, people recognize the complaining and mockery for what it is.

did I miss the memo that lab players are supposed to live to stroke the mods' dicks, or is there just some paranoia going around I managed to dodge?

the funny thing is I'm responding because it's a day off, I'm bored, and this is fun. (and before you scream "do your tags," I have and you're tiringly cliche) think you do care, since you've been responding thus far.

"the issue is that the lab's mod team is almost entirely different than who it started as. things started getting bad when that began, and the more it changes over the worse things get."

"I know people are going to say "then drop" and trust me, when things get bad enough on the mod end that the good cr I have stops outweighing the bad, I will."

"maybe it's bad faith to argue that this was a petty power play, though that would be consistent with lab these days, but clearly someome didn't do their job right."

i mean, you clearly have an axe to grind as far as the mods go

mods shouldn't have to hold players' hands for these things is the first thing I said in this thread, dumbshit.

mods should also do their job to maintain the playerbase correctly. especially in a game where entries aren't publicly viewable.

mods should also do their job to maintain the playerbase correctly

they did
that's why the player was booted

hth

people normally come here for things that make sense. you're complaining about the mods actually doing their job. that's what's making you look stupid.

people are mocking you. because you're upset over someone playing the fafo game and losing. you're upset and confused and coming in here like a stupid baby moron with your stupid baby moron questions and then laughing because no one is agreeing with you, so you didn't really mean it and you're not that upset, but hey, that's the point of wg, right?

no one cares if you do your tags or not. they're probably hoping you don't. go back to touching yourself and thinking you have hot takes about anything. cheeseburger fart.

dude, I do not know how to make it more clear that I don't give a damn if I'm seen as a dumbshit.

I don't even know if I'd day that's wrong, but I've got other dumbshits keeping me company and keeping me entertained who are actually invested so I'm doing ok.

did you know more than one party can be incompetent in a given situation?

shocking, I know, but true

jokes on you if you think anyone's invested in any of this as much as you are. flatviewers on wg on friday don't need to be invested. we're bored. and you're a dumbshit tittybaby.

please slap your mother for dropping you on your head as a child.

remarkably, i am aware of this shocking revelation!

but it's also not the case in this instance.

man i have no idea what half of this has anything to do with what you were replying to

damn, jeering at you all being unable to wrap your mind around the fact that the player being booted wasn't the problem, it was them being allowed in without doing what was required is only funny the first four times.

unless you guys come up with new material, I'm going to lose interest, so don't worry: soon when that happens you all can claim victory because by not responding I forfeit a battle you all made up to begin with (:

okay, so do acceptance notices say: in order to be granted access to the comms, you must first comment to the taken list and make an ac top level

or do they say something along the lines of

after acceptance, you must:
> comment to the taken list
> make an ac top level
> join the comms and as soon as you're accepted, you can start posting!

because those are very different messages and only one of them means what you're purporting

you did come up with something new to laugh at, I'll give you that. but here, let me look at my acceptance, then.

To get started —
❖ Comment to the Taken page with your journal and contact information.

❖ Request membership to our communities: [community profile] labyrinthum, [community profile] oraclenet, and [community profile] buttrinthum. Once accepted, you are allowed to start playing!

It goes on to discuss events, but it takes less than a teaspoon's worth of common sense to understand that this would mean you need to comment to the taken page as your first step, before joining the communities.

yeah, you didn't crack the case their, buddy. I wasn't trying to hide that the current mod team sucks.

that's not the same thing as starting a coup. I'm sure it's difficult for you to do, but try applying an little bit of critical thinking here: I'm still in lab because I have damn good cr there. I already said that cr makes it worth staying in the game with a shitshow mod team. some angry mob chasing out the mods is just going to end the game, so if I'm unwilling to drop why the everloving fuck would I want that?

Some new material popped up in this thread but it's not the funny kind of stupid anymore, it's just making me sad about the state of this hobby, so I'm out. feel free to suck one another's dicks for winning, as if any of this mattered to begin with.

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