251: back in my day wank meant something

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Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

here's the thing

i personally like this series so it's okay to do so, whereas harry potter is shit and bashing pedos is the lowest of low hanging fruit for virtue signaling, so rk is garbage too

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

i don't like harry potter either but at least it doesn't feature an Angry Lesbian™️ named "vagina".

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

That's about the same level of subtlety as jkr's naming tho

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

wdym, only the truly elite unicorns can identify common root words and apply them to the obvious tropes they're slapped on

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

gosh, it's almost like harry potter was written for middle readers aged between nine and twelve years old or something. who knew.

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

books for children are not required to be dumb or dumbed down, just like children are not dumb by virtue of being children

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

we had this wank last post, there is no difference between reading material for middle schoolers and reading material for adults. if you think there is you're either an elitist or a censor.

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

genuinely though, who gives a fuck what age a book is "supposed" to be for. if you enjoy reading it, then it's appropriate for you, end of story.

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

cute little names for kids books is fine. "dolores umbridge" is good. "cho chang" is just racist and not the only example

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

Out of everything, that's what bothers you? So, I take it R rated movies with pervasive language are too much for you, huh?

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

anon, if you really can't see why i might think calling a lesbian character "vagina" is dumb as fuck without imagining me getting the vapors over all four-letter words ever i really don't know what to tell you.

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

her name is vagatha tho???

still dumb but her name isn't literally vagina.

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

yeah that's what everyone was told but it's actually a dramatic! reveal!! in episode whatever that her name was vagina all along because something something cishet douchebros.

god i wish i was making this up for ragebait.

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

can't we hate it all

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

man i even enjoy the show and i hate that part

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

aww, poor baby girl.

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

as if jkr wouldn't go there if she ever allowed any lgbt+ characters to exist in her world outside of subtext and tweets.

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

That’s the thing, I’ve been told to watch it because it represents the community, but everything I’ve seen is just a poor caricature of what people think we are

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

>set in hell
>no nazis, pedos or the combo (republicans)
>everyone is queer

what did vizie mean by this

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

Heaven actually bad

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

possibly that including real sinners (as opposed to edgy cartoon ones) in her roster of tumblr sexymen might have made the concept of hell as r-rated disneyland where the punishment is just being there and now everyone just gets to indulge in their sexy, sexy vices forever or whatever's going on look kind of uncomfortable actually! because there are some people who absolutely should not be permitted to do that and also get portrayed as plucky underdogs fighting the cishet power who we'd all be cool with if we weren't, like, so uptight.

better just not mention it ever and hope that nobody brings it up.

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

it's a cartoon. if it makes you feel any better, pretend they're all getting eaten forever in the cannibal town.

also, it's a major plot point that things are so fucked that not even angels know how someone actually gets into heaven, a lot of undeserving people are down in hell.

+1

[(Anonymous)]

not here to defend Hazbin's honor or anything, but a gritty examination of a hypothetical sociopolitical structure in hell with a cast entirely populated by nazis, child rapists, and cybertruck owners is a different conversation entirely and clearly not the driving force begind deviantart sparkledogs: the musical.

maybe the yearly purge takes out all the nazis, child rapists, and cybertruck owners, and that's why we don't see any of them in hell.

Re: HAZBIN HOTEL

[(Anonymous)]

so it's 'the good place' but shittier and with musical numbers?

+1

[(Anonymous)]

lmao right i wish i could say it's so bad that it's funny but it tries so hard that it isn't even funny